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"Hawaii Five-0" Ka Iwi Kapu (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

Quotes

Danny 'Danno' Williams: I'm very sorry. I know we're supposed to go trick-or-treating, but Daddy just got called to work, okay? So I gotta go and I gotta take you back to Mom's, okay?

Grace Williams: I'll get my stuff!

[Grace eagerly runs to apartment to get her stuff]

Danny 'Danno' Williams: I can tell you are just crushed. Shattered at the change of plans. Really bummed, I can see.

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Danny 'Danno' Williams: All right, where's Weston?

Kono Kalakaua: She was, uh - she had to change into something more appropriate.

Steve McGarrett: Meaning she was wearing something inappropriate?

Kono Kalakaua: No. No. No. Uh, that's not what I said.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Kinda what you said.

[Kono sighs uncomfortably]

Steve McGarrett: Oh - she was wearing a costume.

Kono Kalakaua: Please don't tell her I told you.

Steve McGarrett: You didn't tell me. I guessed it.

Kono Kalakaua: Yeah. Right.

[Lori comes around the corner of the MEDIC vehicle a little out of breath]

Officer Lori Weston: Hey. Hey. Okay, let's get started.

[Steve and Danny smile and stare at Lori saying nothing]

Officer Lori Weston: [Lori to Kono] Oh, you told them.

Kono Kalakaua: They guessed.

Officer Lori Weston: Okay.

Steve McGarrett: Oh, this is fascinating.

Officer Lori Weston: I was at a Halloween party. What's so fascinating?

Steve McGarrett: The party isn't fascinating. What's fascinating is that you're not - you don't wanna tell us about it. You're kind of being all secretive. That's kind of weird.

Officer Lori Weston: Oh. Weird? Really? Not secretive. No. It's just my private life. And I can have a private life like you all have.

[Kono nods in affirmation]

Officer Lori Weston: [Lori looks at Danny] Why are you staring at me?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Uh, because I am just imagining, uh, who Lori Westin's alter ego might be. Uh, Wonder Woman.

Officer Lori Weston: No.

[Lori and Kono walk away and towards the crime scene]

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Slutty Wonder Woman?

Officer Lori Weston: Stop it, Danno!

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Samuel Lee: You angered the spirits.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: I know. That's what I keep hearing.

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Danny 'Danno' Williams: Ah! Everybody. I have found an ancient, Hawaiian artifact.

[Holding up a video camera as evidence in the heiau before the priest has arrived]

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Look at that. Huh? Maybe they got a picgure of their killer. Uh, evil spirits. Are they gonna come and curse me now or what?

[Cut to Danny's car, where he is angrily staring at his windshield that has been smashed with a huge boulder]

Danny 'Danno' Williams: [to Steve, who is standing behind him] Do not!

Steve McGarrett: Should've waited for the priest, buddy.

[Pats Danny on the back]

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Shut up!

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Dr. Max Bergman: Well, I have some good news and... weird news. Take a look at this. See the marks under her right eye - fingerprint bruising.

Steve McGarrett: Okay, he grabbed her face.

Dr. Max Bergman: Exactly, and when he did that, he very kindly left a print.

[Max holds up a pair of glasses]

Dr. Max Bergman: A nice one on the right lens. I ran it through the system, and found a match. A man by the name of Greg Straithan.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Nice work, Max. I'm impressed.

Dr. Max Bergman: Now the weird news: our suspect, Greg Straithan... is dead.

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Officer Lori Weston: Damn it! He got the drop on me. Sorry.

Steve McGarrett: Don't say sorry. He could've killed you.

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Kono Kalakaua: Greg Straithan - nice long sheet. Burgulary two, criminal trespass. Did three years in Chino, in California for assault. Looks good for a suspect.

Officer Lori Weston: Except for the part where he's not actually alive.

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Mrs. Kekoa: [Woman gardening overhears end of Danny's phone conversation about an apartment no longer available to rent] If you're looking for an apartment, I think there's on available in this building.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh uh, yeah. That's nice but I think it's a little rich for my blood. Thank you.

Mrs. Kekoa: You'll have to take the stairs. Something is wrong with the elevator.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Of course, something's wrong with the elevator. I'm cursed.

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Officer Lori Weston: What happens to the people that don't respect the heiau?

Samuel Lee: ...They open the door.

[Lee looks at Danny]

Samuel Lee: The dead will be looking for you now.

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Danny 'Danno' Williams: I was gonna ask you about the pet deposit. I need to put that, because my daughter, she wants a dog.

Land Lady: Oh, I'm sorry. We have a strict no pet policy.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: What're you taking about? What about the old lady?

Land Lady: What old lady?

Danny 'Danno' Williams: The old lady with the big dopey hat and the little dog, and she was gardening. She's the one who told me that the elevator was busted, which by the way, you're gonna fix, right?

Land Lady: It sounds like you're describing Mrs. Kekoa.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Okay. Mrs. Kekoa.

Land Lady: Well, Mrs. Kekoa died five years ago. She fell down the elevator shaft.

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Steve McGarrett: Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt trick-or-treating.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: No. It's fine. Grace was thrilled. She hates that hotel. I've got to find an apartment.

Steve McGarrett: Well, you found 10 apartments, Danny. None are good enough.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, it's called taste and standards, buddy.

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Steve McGarrett: Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt trick-or-treating.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: No. It's fine. Grace was thrilled. She hates that hotel. I've got to find an apartment.

Steve McGarrett: Well, you found 10 apartments, Danny. None are good enough.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Well, it's called taste and standards, buddy.

Steve McGarrett: No, it's...

[interrupted by homeless man]

Samuel Lee: Go!

Danny 'Danno' Williams: I'd like to. Thank you.

Samuel Lee: You're forbidden to be here.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: [to Steve] It's like New Jersey.

[Back to the homeless man]

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Sleep it off, buddy, huh?

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Chin Ho Kelly: [Yells from across the crime scene] Danny!

[Danny turns toward Chin's voice]

Chin Ho Kelly: Somebody threw a roçk through your window.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Yeah, I know. It happened the night of the murders, Chin. Keep up, babe.

Chin Ho Kelly: No, bruddah. The other one.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: [Cut to Danny looking at a huge rock in the backseat of his car, through the car's completely-smashed rear window] How does this even happen?

Chin Ho Kelly: Well, maybe it's a consequence of dismissing an entire culture's spiritual beliefs.

Danny 'Danno' Williams: Oh, right. A ghost! A ghost busted my windows. Is that really what you believe?

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Steve McGarrett: [after questioning a woman in a mental institution] Okay, so your professional assessment: is she just a great liar?

Officer Lori Weston: In the course of five minutes, we witnessed aphasia, dermàtillomania, paranoia, vivid hallucinations. My professional assessment: that girl is off her rocker.

Steve McGarrett: Yeah. A little bit. But if is she telling the truth? Did she shoot Straithan?

Officer Lori Weston: Well, she thinks she did. But there's no way to tell if she shot him or somebody else.

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