Hanging out with Shorty and his girlfriend, Darlene, makes Gloria envious of how much those two do as a couple, so she gives Jay an ultimatum to step it up for a night of salsa dancing or else. Meanwhile, Cameron take a bet a little too far when Mitchell and Crispin challenge him to get a hot girl's number at the bar, and Phil builds a tree house for Luke, but ends up being the one to make a new friend. Written by
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When Jay, Gloria, and shorty are eating dinner. Jay keeps taking bites off his fork even though there's no food on it, he continues to chew. See more
Usually, I say no to drugs, but I thought, just this once... and I figured, if I was going to make an ass of myself, at least I wouldn't remember it.
That drug I gave him? Baby aspirin, orange flavored. He could have chewed it.
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