When an old neighborhood kid returns to town as a hugely successful internet billionaire, it gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use a little dose of constructive criticism, and Cameron is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colorful childhood stories. It all comes to a head at Thanksgiving with the family divided between the "Dreamers" and the "Pritchetts" -- and nothing settles the score like a punkin chunkin challenge. Written by
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[Cameron wants to go to the football field to prove his "punkin chunkin" story is true
I did not just cook for eight hours so you people could run off to prove some asinine point that's only gonna make half of us feel bad.
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