Dr. Eric Foreman: 14 year old girl - intermittent attacks.
Dr. Gregory House: 4 year old boy - consistently at death's door.
Dr. Jessica Adams: [Foreman starts to walk away] This patient died 5 years ago.
[Foreman returns and puts the file on House's desk]
Dr. Gregory House: I didn't say which side of the door he was on.
Dr. James Wilson: You're an addict. And I'm an idiot for thinking your addictions were limited to pills, anti-social behavior and sarcasm.
Dr. Gregory House: [House belches] Sorry Vicodin repeating on me.
Dr. James Wilson: You're also addicted to puzzles. You show all the classic behaviors: lying, neglecting responsibilities, and you can't stop - no matter how desvesting the consequences.
Milton: I prepared the sarcophagus for you.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you, Igor.
Milton: It's Milton.
Dr. Chris Taub: [to Faye about Iris] Anti-anxiety medications would explain it. If we keep her off it, she'll be moody, but healthy.
[Iris vomits in the background]
Dr. Chris Taub: Or it's something else.
Dr. Gregory House: I need to DDX a patient with you.
Dr. James Wilson: I thought you had a team for that.
Dr. Gregory House: According to Foreman, they're only for DDXing people who are still alive.
Dr. James Wilson: ...You have a dead patient?
Dr. Gregory House: Bigotry is boring when we add modifiers. I don't see creed, color, pulse.
Dr. Gregory House: [to Emory] You're angry because your kid died - more than that because you don't have an answer. People need answers.
Emory: Aren't there actual medical tests?
Dr. Gregory House: Dead patients usually get lower standard of care. Pink means lead. Orange means mercury. And rust mean arsenic.
Emory: What's brown mean?
Dr. Gregory House: [Picking up the glass] Scotch.
Dr. James Wilson: Why do you care if he works on two cases?
Dr. Eric Foreman: Because next it'll be 3 cases, then 4. Then animal cases and ghost cases. And then animal ghost cases. Assuming we are talking about House.
Dr. Gregory House: I found out where your boyfriend lives. When I paid him a visit, he took off. Ran in front of a car.
Iris: You're lying.
Dr. Gregory House: He's down in the ER right now.
Iris: Shut up you lying sack of crap.
Dr. Gregory House: How do you know I'm lying? How do you know your boyfriend's okay?
Iris: 'Cause I'm right here, you dick!
Dr. Gregory House: What idiot did the pregnancy test?
Dr. Jessica Adams: I did one of them. Chase did another. Taub did a third. 3 tests, 3 positives. What happened to your eye?
Dr. Gregory House: I grabbed Park's ass.
Dr. James Wilson: Two trains are about to collide and I'm trying to talk them out of it.
Dr. Gregory House: You're right.
Dr. James Wilson: You don't even know what I just said.
Dr. Gregory House: That is ridiculous. You said "Blah blah blah blah. Deaf ears. Blah blah blah blah." Absolutely essential information.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Which means it's too late for me to back down. It's no longer my choice. It's just me - telling him he can get away with anything... I have to send him to prison.
Dr. James Wilson: [Wilson sighs and rises] Your job is to keep this machine running. It's your choice to make House a useful tool, or a monkey wrench. Cuddy's way didn't fail. Because she didn't try to control House. She *managed* him. She knew better than anyone what tool he can be.