Emma Swan: I don't know a lot about relationships, other than having many that failed.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: You ever walk into a situation where you know exactly what's going to happen... and then you go into it anyway? And then when what you're afraid of happens... you kick yourself, because you should have known better. But that's just who you are - so you keep punishing yourself.
Dr. Whale: No.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: How do you do that?
Dr. Whale: By never doing what's expected. Keeps life interesting.
Kathryn Nolan: So, I was gonna go to bed. Do you... wanna join me?
David Nolan: You mean, "go to bed" go to bed, or... go to bed?
Rumplestiltskin: Everyone has a choice, deary. Just make sure it's the right one.
Prince Charming: How was the market?
Ruth: It was... interesting.
Prince Charming: Interesting? Normally, you come back cursing the prices.
Ruth: Oh, well, that's still the case.
[the knight is taking Prince Charming's sword off the latter, who is supposed to kill a dragon]
Prince Charming: How will I fight? How will I protect myself?
Burly Knight: You won't. You will stay outside the cave while we kill the dragon. If you don't come out of this alive, Midas won't give our kingdom any gold. You might have the title of hero, but not the job.
King Midas: [to Prince Charming] From this day forth, may that beast's head be a reminder to us of the valiant warrior who killed it - the bravest, most noble prince I have ever met. You have earned my utmost respect.
King George: We treasure that respect, King Midas, just as we respect your treasure.
[Emma encourages Mary to meet up with David, who has left his wife Kathryn]
Mary Margaret Blanchard: Given her new friendship with Kathryn, I don't think Regina would be happy.
Emma Swan: All the more reason to do it.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: You're going back to her...
David Nolan: It's the right thing to do.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: The right thing to do... was *not* to lead me on!
David Nolan: I know.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: So you've made your choice.
Emma Swan: [Mary Margaret is aggressively scrubbing the dishes] You might want to ease up or that Brillo Pad's gonna press charges.
King George: You see what my son did to that brute? He just killed the unkillable.
King Midas: [after Prince Charming has killed Behemoth] A valiant feat, for sure; but it is still just a man. Can he do the same with a dragon?
King George: Do fairies sprinkle dust? Do trolls live under bridges?