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Trouble with the Curve (2012) Poster

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Johnny: So, what's Mickey short for? Michelle?

Mickey: Mickey is short for Mickey. As in Mickey Mantle, my father's favorite player.

Johnny: Aha. Lucky it wasn't Yogi Berra.

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Gus: Now get out of here before I have a heart attack trying to kill you.

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Mickey: [undressing behind the car] What are you staring at?

Johnny: The paint job on the car.

Mickey: Oh yeah, you like it?

Johnny: A really hot paint job.

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Johnny: I remember him saying he had a daughter in college. Yep. He would say that she was smarter than me and him put together. That's why when I met you, obviously, I thought Gus had another daughter.

Mickey: [smacks him]

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Pete Klein: Have you thought about what you'll do when your contract is up?

Gus: Sure, sign another one for more money.

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Gus: You don't know anything about scouting.

Johnny: Don't tell them that.

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Gus: You shouldn't be in a place like this.

Mickey: You used to sneak me into places worse than this.

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Gus: I know I'm as blind as a slab of concrete, but I'm not helpless. I'll put a bullet in my head when that happens.

Mickey: That's comforting.

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Vince: Well, you can take an early retirement, collect disability. With the pension we offer you should be comfortable.

Gus: Save it. Being comfortable is overrated.

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Gus: What do you say now, jackass? That's know as, trouble with the curve.

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Gus: What are you all staring at? I'm not a pole dancer.

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Gus: You need some money for some new clothes?

Mickey: I just came from yoga.

Gus: You into that voodoo, huh?

Mickey: Yeah. I'm thinking about getting three sixes tattooed across my forehead.

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[last lines]

MickeyJohnny: [kissing]

Gus: Well, it looks like I'll be taking the bus...

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Mickey: Why are right next to me?

Johnny: Because you're the first scout I've ever been attracted to - thank God.

Mickey: I'm not a scout, I'm a lawyer.

Johnny: Normally a deal breaker, but I'm all about expanding my leve of tolerance, self-improvement, et cetera.

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[first lines]

Gus: [at the toilet] Okay, come on now. Come on, boy. Let's not take your sweet-ass time about this. Jesus. Okay, that's it... Ah, good. Don't laugh, I outlived you, you little bastard.

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Mickey: Yes, I'm still single. Very single.

Johnny: Maybe you are emotionally unavailable.

Mickey: Emotionally unavailable?

Johnny: Yeah.

Mickey: Who are you, Dr. Phil?

Johnny: Hey, that is quality television.

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Gus: You just need to get as far away from me as you can. Can't you understand that?

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Gus: I think maybe, maybe I could change the way I do things.

Mickey: You already have.

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Gus: Anybody who uses computers doesn't know a damn thing about this game.

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