Holliston (TV Series)

Skunked (2012)

Adam Green: Adam

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Quotes 

• Adam : Welcome back to The Movie Crypt. I'm the better host, Adam.

  Joe : And I'm Academy Award winner, Joe.

  Adam : Academy Award winner of... bad... nothing... no.

• Adam : I call dibs on the shower first.

  Joe : Woah, woah, hold up... look at me.

  Adam : What?

  Joe : I have toxic blood all over me!

  Adam : You take forever.

  Joe : It's called "manscaping". You should try it some time, Afro Nuts.

  Adam : I'm not standing in your fluff.

• Adam : Axl!

  [Kissing sounds] 

  Joe : You know, maybe he'd feel more comfortable coming back to you if you didn't verbally sexually assault it.

  Adam : Are you sure that's him? Kind of looks like a...

  [Spray fills the shot] 

  Adam : ...skunk.

• Oderus Urungus : You smell rank. Kind of like a sewer rat feasting on the remains of a dead pregnant cat.

  Adam : I know. But... wait. Why did the dead cat have to pregnant?

  Oderus Urungus : I don't know. It just was.

  Adam : But that's sad.

  Oderus Urungus : Alright. It's just a dead cat.

• Adam : I need to get this smell off of me, help!

  Oderus Urungus : Very well.

  [Stands over the bathtub] 

  Adam : Hey, what are you doing?

  Oderus Urungus : I'm going to pee on you.

  Adam : But that's for jelly fish stings.

  Oderus Urungus : Yes. Skunks get vinegar.

  Adam : Then why were you gonna pee on me?

  Oderus Urungus : Why not?

• Adam : [Raising a straight razor to his chest and starting to cry]  You're bad at skunks! Bad! Bad! You're so bad at skunks!

• Adam : Let's get our minds off of it. Talk about something else.

  Joe : OK. Remember the time in sixth grade when Scott Barnes threw up all over the ferris wheel? It was great! It was like bleeeeach!

  [Off of Adam's angry stare] 

  Joe : What?

  Adam : Something else.

• Adam : If we do die. Something I've never told anybody before. In fourth grade I punched Kyle Snodgrass in the face at recess.

  Joe : The Special Ed kid?

  Adam : He kept giving me nasty looks!

  Joe : He was blind!

  Adam : I know. But it was the only fight I ever won.

• Joe : What if the girls got into a horrible car accident?

  Adam : Way too serious of an event for the third episode.

  Joe : When did Jessie get addicted to speed?

  Adam : That was like season two episode nine.

  Joe : And when did Zac and Screech get into that drunk driving accident?

  Adam : Season four episode ten, dude.

  Joe : I guess you're right.

• Adam : Without food, this is gonna turn into our own version of Cannibal Holocaust.

• Adam : Axl is still missing.

  Laura : Axl? He's in Joe's room. I locked him in there when I vacuumed earlier.

  Adam : What.

  Joe : We have a vacuum?

• Adam : The cops are here?

  Joe : Balls!

  Adam : What did you do?

  Joe : Nothing! Wait... Nothing!

  Adam : Did you pay that parking ticket?

  Joe : Uhhhh...

  [Passes out against the tub again] 

• Lance Rockett : You guys and your horror movie crap. You'll grow out of it eventually.

  Adam : Funny, some people said about fans of Cinderella and Pretty Boy Floyd.

  Lance Rockett : Yo! Watch what you say about PBF.

  Adam : Sorry.

• Adam : Be careful, Boss.

  Lance Rockett : Oh, I'll be careful. But I won't be quick! Yeah! Watch out! Step back! You got, you got, you got what I need! Hey!