Holliston (TV Series)
Candyman: Part 1 (2012)
Tony Todd: Tony Todd
Quotes
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Tony Todd : Where are we gonna drink?
Adam : You wanna go out drinking... with us?
Tony Todd : Well, not if you don't know how to show a movie star a good time. I wanna tear some shit up! I wanna make discoveries, you know like, Mick Jagger style. I wanna throw a TV out of a hotel room window. I wanna paint this town red! Boys, tonight I'm gonna show you how we do it Hollywood style.
Adam : Our night out is gonna be a remake?
Tony Todd : No, but it's gonna be in three-triple-D! Let's go!
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Tony Todd : Weird. I just finished a movie about an undead soccer team and it was called "Shinpads." No wait, that was "Final Destination 5", my bad.
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Tony Todd : [Yelling at the television] What are you blind? God, this ref is crazy? He was in bounds! Candyman gonna kill somebody!
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Adam : Football. Sports.
Tony Todd : Man stuff.
Adam : [Mimicking Tony's deep voice] Man stuff.
[Off of Tony's look, he sits on the floor]
Tony Todd : No High Definition?
Adam : We can't afford a High Def TV.
Tony Todd : I'll buy you one.
Adam : You'll buy us a TV?
Tony Todd : Yeah, I'll buy you one and take it with me when I go.
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Tony Todd : Imagine that. My beer is empty.
Adam : I think there's one more in the fridge, I can go get it for you.
Tony Todd : Hey, Homeslice. You got any Crystal Meth?
Adam : [Adam checks his pockets. Shakes his head "no."]
Tony Todd : Oxycontin?
Adam : [Adam checks his pockets. Shakes his head "no."]
Tony Todd : Ritilin?
Adam : [Adam checks his pockets. Shakes his head "no."]
Tony Todd : Multivitamin?
Adam : [Adam checks his pockets. Shakes his head "no."]
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Tony Todd : [Rapping] Stab you with my hook! Love you with my bees! Candyman the playa bring the bitches to their knees! I'm a gangsta full of fright! Scare you half to death at night! A guest starred on Chuck 'cause my skills are out of sight!
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Tony Todd : [Rapping] Started with Platoon, my career went to the moon! Haven't won an Oscar but it's still too soon! Everywhere I go, people want to know, how come Candyman don't have his own talk show!
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Tony Todd : It would be real nice if I could borrow your bed.
Adam : Why do you need to borrow my bed?
Tony Todd : Because that chick out there? She's ready to flip! And I don't want to break your couch or nothing, cause when I go...? I go HARD! I mean REAL HARD HARD!
Adam : Come on! You're a rich and famous actor, can't you get a hotel room?
Tony Todd : I'll buy you a hotel room. I don't like hotel rooms. They make me lonely. Plus, I'm allergic to certain fabric softeners.
Adam : You really need to just...
Tony Todd : Thanks, man! You owe me!
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Tony Todd : [Rapping] When I was on 24 I was a general with power! Tortured people senseless like my man Jack Bauer! Homicide, Suicide, Final Destination! I did the Beastmaster sequel while I was on vacation!
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Adam : Get out of our apartment.
Tony Todd : What did you say?
Adam : You heard me. You can sit here and push us around and overstay your welcome, but you're not gonna talk about Corri like that to me.
Tony Todd : You better watch what you're saying, Little Man.
Adam : I don't care if she's my girlfriend or not. She's my friend. And she's probably the coolest chick that ever lived. You "wasted four dollars buying her ice cream"? That girl is worth all of the ice cream in the world. So take your celebrity bullshit and your Candyman hook, which is totally awesome, and beat it!
