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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked -- Stoner siblings Hansel and Gretel battle an evil witch (Lara Flynn Boyle) who uses a magical blend of marijuana to lure in teenage bait. Will this be the last high of their lives?
Hansel & Gretel Get Baked -- An intense new marijuana strain named "Black Forest" is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel's stoner boyfriend can't get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug (Lara Flynn Boyle) turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death - or face the last high of their lives.
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Release Date:
19 February 2013 (USA) See more »
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A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty. Full summary » | Add synopsis »
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Cast

  (in credits order)

Molly C. Quinn ... Gretel (as Molly Quinn)

Michael Welch ... Hansel

Lara Flynn Boyle ... Witch Agnes

Cary Elwes ... Meter Man

Andrew James Allen ... Ashton

Reynaldo Gallegos ... Carlos

Bianca Saad ... Bianca

Lochlyn Munro ... Officer Ritter

Yancy Butler ... Officer Hart

Eddy Martin ... Manny

Joe Ordaz ... Jorge

Celestin Cornielle ... Octavio

David Tillman ... Norm

Claudia Choi ... Sam

Edward Zo ... Teenager #1

Doug Haley ... Teenager #2
Xavier Kai Roy ... Bicycle Kid #1
Xander Kekoa Roy ... Bicycle Kid #2
Danielle Adams ... Paramedic

Lexie Hofer ... Coed #1
Karissa Thoma ... Coed #2
rest of cast listed alphabetically:

Sancho Martin ... Hacky Sack (uncredited)
Orvis Slack ... Paramedic (uncredited)

Directed by
Duane Journey 
 
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
David Tillman  written by

Produced by
Jane Awad .... associate producer
William S. Beasley .... executive producer
Lara Flynn Boyle .... associate producer
Jason K. Corey .... line producer
James Cotten .... producer
Jonathan Heine .... executive producer
Brett Hudson .... producer
Andrew C. Mathews .... co-producer
Mark Morgan .... producer
Michael Pollack .... producer
Molly C. Quinn .... associate producer
Julie Roy .... co-producer
Curtis Sobel .... executive producer
Zak Sobel .... associate producer
E. Thompson .... producer
 
Original Music by
Corey Allen Jackson 
 
Cinematography by
John Smith 
 
Film Editing by
Sean Yates 
 
Casting by
Ricki Maslar 
 
Production Design by
Billy Jett 
 
Set Decoration by
Alesha Sin Vanata 
 
Costume Design by
Elizabeth Jett 
 
Makeup Department
Shian S. Banks .... key hair stylist
Annette Chaisson .... makeup department head
Michelle Chung .... assistant makeup artist
Vincent J. Guastini .... special makeup effects creator and designer
Andrea Jackson .... dept. head hair
Charlotte Scovill .... assistant makeup artist
 
Production Management
Jason K. Corey .... unit production manager
 
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
James Cotten .... second unit director
Karl Hertz .... second second assistant director
Larry Litton .... first assistant director
Jonathan Southard .... first assistant director
Jeff Weiss .... second assistant director
 
Art Department
Marc Akins .... storyboard artist
Steven James Caldwell .... assistant art director
Tracy Fisher .... set dresser
Will Hardy .... set dresser
Aaron Hayes .... storyboard artist
Arthur Kirk Martin .... graphic artist
Timberly Matonic .... assistant property master
Jessie Middlesworth .... swing
David Nicholson .... property master
Bryan Stanis .... leadman
 
Sound Department
Jason Abell .... dialogue editor
Jason Abell .... foley mixer
Jason Abell .... foley recordist
Phillip Bladh .... production sound mixer
Frank Buckner .... sound effects editor
Matthew Burgette .... boom operator
John 'JC' Grant .... utility sound technician
Matt D. Hall .... sound editor
Brad Whitcanack .... sound effects editor/sound designer
 
Special Effects by
Aaron Bentley .... special effects
Gary Bentley .... special effects coordinator
Evan Campbell .... special effects crew
Erin Dell'amore .... special effects makeup silicone technician
John Eggett .... pyrotechnician
George Frangadakis .... makeup effects coordinator
Vincent J. Guastini .... special effects makeup
Erich Martin Hicks .... special effects assistant
Matt Sherin .... special effects technician
 
Visual Effects by
Dave Franks .... imaging supervisor
Leandro Marini .... visual effects supervisor
Tanner Strauss .... visual effects
Worth Bjorn Walters .... visual effects supervisor
Jan Worms .... data management
 
Stunts
Brian Avery .... stunts
Wendi Bromley .... stunts
Courtney Farnsworth .... stunts
Eddie J. Fernandez .... stunts
Chad Guerrero .... stunts
Michelle Alvarado Martins .... stunts (as Michelle Alvarado)
Joe Ordaz .... stunts
Mario Perez .... stunts
Matthew R. Anderson .... stunt coordinator (uncredited)
Brian Avery .... stunt double: Michael Welch (uncredited)
Wendi Bromley .... stunt double: Lara Flynn Boyle (uncredited)
Eddie J. Fernandez .... stunt double: Rey Gallegos (uncredited)
Chad Guerrero .... stunt double: Reynaldo Gallegos (uncredited)
Bryan Ludens .... stunt double: Cary Elwes (uncredited)
Michelle Alvarado Martins .... stunt double: Bianca Saad (uncredited)
Mario Perez .... stunt double: Eddy Martin (uncredited)
 
Camera and Electrical Department
Micael Albrecht .... electrician
Andrew Clarke .... rigging gaffer
Jake Cross .... key grip
Jason 'Jake' Cross .... key grip (as Jake Cross)
Miles Custer .... assistant camera
Andreana Davies .... grip
Justin Fisher .... best boy
Bob Ivanjack .... dolly grip
Alex Konowitz .... grip
Harold Lacuesta .... rigging electrician
J. Steven Matzinger .... camera operator
Diona Mavis .... assistant camera
Rob Monroy .... assistant camera
Bonnie Osborne .... still photographer
Anthony Ryan .... grip
Chris Salamone .... key rigging grip
Marc Sloan .... grip
Dave Smart .... grip
John Smith .... director of photography
Peter M. Smith .... chief lighting technician
Benjamin Spek .... a camera operator: steadicam operator
Tanner Stauss .... digital imaging technician
Dwight Elliott Stone .... grip (as Dwight Stone)
Joseph Turrentine .... lighting technician
Naomi Villanueva-Brunner .... first assistant camera (as Naomi Villanueva)
Langston York .... lighting technician
 
Casting Department
John Milton Branton .... casting assistant
Carol Grant .... extras casting
 
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Lauren Morelli .... costume supervisor
Kim H. Ngo .... assistant costume designer
 
Editorial Department
Lee Hultman .... digital intermediate colorist
Rain Valdez .... digital intermediate producer
 
Music Department
Alexander Bornstein .... additional music
Nicholas Fitzgerald .... assistant to composer (as Nick Fitzgerald)
Nicholas Fitzgerald .... music sync (as Nick Fitzgerald)
Bill Hudson .... music consultant
Corey Allen Jackson .... orchestrator
Leo Kaliski .... orchestrator
Drew Silverstein .... additional music
Zak Sobel .... music supervisor
Jeff Vaughn .... score mixer
Jeff Vaughn .... score recordist
 
Transportation Department
Domingo Bustamante .... driver
Kip Fazzone .... driver
Kimo Han .... driver
Bill Kane .... transportation captain (as Bill Kane)
Bill Kane .... transportation coordinator (as Bill Kane)
Joshua King .... driver
Josh La Grotta .... driver
Larry Riggen .... driver
Andrew Tiasacan .... transportation captain
 
Other crew
Cody Abbott .... production office assistant
Matt Anderson .... action consultant
Tyler J. Case .... pa.
Joe Manuel Gallegos Jr. .... stand-in
Anthony L. Gilardi .... acting coach
Ashley Gressen .... production assistant
Justin Hopper .... key set production assistant
Hahnah Jackson .... craft service
Robert Klepzig .... production assistant
Katherine D. Meyers .... production coordinator
Phillip Oglesby .... assistant location manager
Gabriel Ponce .... production assistant
Sheri Reeves .... production accountant
Bruce Resnik .... script supervisor
Curtis Sobel .... legal counsel
Hayleigh Thompson .... assistant production coordinator
Rama Vallury .... production office assistant
Reaves Avery Washburn .... location scout
Anita Genna Wolfe .... assistant accountant
Sid Yost .... dog wrangler
Joseph J. Pearlman .... acting coach (uncredited)
 
Thanks
Olivia Barash .... thanks
William Clevinger .... thanks
Kyle Herman .... thanks
Cobe Lawson .... the producers wish to thank (credit only)
Lesley Rion .... the producers wish to thank
Alexana Thomas .... the producers wish to thank
Daniel Woiwode .... thanks
 

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Agnes:The last tenants made this room into a wine cellar but I don't really drink wine and this is where I let my little darlings sprout their roots.See more »
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Version of Hansel and Gretel (1909)See more »
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Six Feet DeepSee more »

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7 out of 7 people found the following review useful.
Time Is Cruel, 14 May 2014
Author: Claudio Carvalho from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

The pothead Ashton Crawford (Andrew James Allen) and his girlfriend Gretel (Molly Quinn) are smoking in her room special marijuana called Black Forest supplied by the drug dealer Manny (Eddy Martin) and produced by an old lady named Agnes (Lara Flynn Boyle) that lives in Pasadena. Gretel's brother Hansel (Michael Welch) arrives home and Gretel tells that she will bake gingerbread cookie while Ashton will go directly to Agnes to buy more Black Forest. However Agnes is a witch and captures Ash to eat his flesh and drain his youth to maintain youth.

Gretel seeks her boyfriend out and suspects of Agnes, but the police officers Ritter (Lochlyn Munro) and Hart (Yancy Butler) do not give credit to her words since Ritter knows that Ash is a pothead. Meanwhile the gang that supplies weed to Manny learns that he is selling Black Forest to his costumers and they threaten him and their leader Jorge (Joe Ordaz) sends a message to Agnes through Manny. However, the drug dealer is turned into a zombie by Agnes and Jorge and his gang pay a visit to her and are also turned into zombies. Soon Gretel and Manny's girlfriend Bianca (Bianca Saad) decide to break into Agnes' house and they learn that she is a powerful witch. Meanwhile Hansel goes to Agnes 's house to look for his sister.

"Hansel & Gretel Get Baked" is a horror dark comedy about a group of potheads and a group of drug dealers that have their lives entwined with a witch that sells weed. The politically incorrect theme might be funnier for teenage potheads but the plot is funny and the situations works reasonably well. I did not recognize Lara Flynn Boyle, one of the most gorgeous actresses until the turn of the century and now with a totally deformed face by plastic surgery the same way Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan did. Now she is the witch without make-up. Time is cruel for everybody but it seems to be crueler for those that try to keep beauty and youth at any cost. I have also not recognized the beautiful Yancy Butler, but she is aging with dignity. My vote is six.

Title (Brazil): "João, Maria e a Bruxa Da Floresta Negra" ("John, Mary and the Witch of the Black Forest")

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