4.3/10
2,968
12 user 47 critic

Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013)

Trailer
1:54 | Trailer

Watch Now

From $2.99 (SD) on Amazon Video

A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.

Director:

Writer:

Reviews
1 nomination. See more awards »

Videos

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Comedy | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.7/10 X  

Tells the tale of three buddies in their 20's whose love-lives are in shambles. They go to Aspen to pursue the booming trend of dating cougars: hot older women who prey on hot young guys.

Director: Robin Blazak
Stars: Matt Prokop, Randy Wayne, Jareb Dauplaise
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
Comedy | Fantasy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.4/10 X  

On his one thousandth birthday, an evil leprechaun selects the descendant of one of his slaves to have as his bride, leaving it up to the girl's boyfriend to save her.

Director: Rodman Flender
Stars: Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath, Shevonne Durkin
Dead in Tombstone (Video 2013)
Action | Fantasy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  

A gang overruns a small mining town murdering their own leader Guerrero (Trejo) in a cold-blooded power grab. Sentenced to eternity in hell he finds himself confronted by Satan himself (... See full summary »

Director: Roel Reiné
Stars: Danny Trejo, Mickey Rourke, Anthony Michael Hall
Don't Kill It (2016)
Action | Comedy | Fantasy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  

An ancient demon terrorizes a tiny Mississippi town.

Director: Mike Mendez
Stars: Dolph Lundgren, Kristina Klebe, Elissa Dowling
Crush II (2013)
Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

A secret admirer's crush on a high school athlete takes a fatal turn.

Director: Malik Bader
Stars: Ashleigh Craig, Cody Hamilton, Lucas Till
Action | Fantasy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.1/10 X  

Hansel & Gretel are bounty hunters who track and kill witches all over the world. As the fabled Blood Moon approaches, the siblings encounter a new form of evil that might hold a secret to their past.

Director: Tommy Wirkola
Stars: Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Peter Stormare
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Comedy | Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.8/10 X  

Poor Gregory. After being released from the Wishing Well Sanatorium, all he wants to do is make the children happy. So Gregory reopens the old ice cream factory, and all the unappreciative brats are reprocessed into the flavor of the day.

Director: Paul Norman
Stars: Clint Howard, Justin Isfeld, Anndi McAfee
Choose II (2011)
Crime | Drama | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

A journalism student tracks a killer with the help of her detective father and a therapist.

Director: Marcus Graves
Stars: Katheryn Winnick, Kevin Pollak, Nicholas Tucci
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6/10 X  

A group of hippies wreak havoc on a small town and a young boy, whose grandfather and sister were attacked by them, decides to get even, with deadly results.

Director: David E. Durston
Stars: Bhaskar Roy Chowdhury, Jadin Wong, Rhonda Fultz
Comedy | Fantasy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  

A night at a local bed and breakfast turns into a bloody supernatural fight to the death.

Director: Matthew Leutwyler
Stars: Jeremy Sisto, Erik Palladino, Bianca Lawson
Atomic Shark (TV Movie 2016)
Horror | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.1/10 X  

When a lifeguard catches wind of a dangerous anomaly off the coast of San Diego, she commissions a band of unlikely heroes to assist her on a suicide mission to save the west coast from total destruction.

Director: A.B. Stone
Stars: Rachele Brooke Smith, Jeff Fahey, David Faustino
Hatchet (2006)
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

When a group of tourists on a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare.

Director: Adam Green
Stars: Kane Hodder, Joel David Moore, Deon Richmond
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
Gretel (as Molly Quinn)
...
...
Witch Agnes
...
Meter Man
...
Ashton
...
Carlos
Bianca Saad ...
Bianca
...
Officer Ritter
...
Officer Hart
...
Manny
...
Jorge
...
Octavio (as Celestin Cornielle)
...
Norm
...
Sam
...
Teenager #1
Edit

Storyline

The pothead Ashton Crawford and his girlfriend Gretel are smoking in her room special marijuana called Black Forest supplied by the drug dealer Manny and produced by an old lady named Agnes that lives in Pasadena. Gretel's brother Hansel arrives home and Gretel tells that she will bake gingerbread cookie while Ashton will go directly to Agnes to buy more Black Forest. However Agnes is a witch and captures Ash to eat his flesh and drain his youth to maintain youth. Gretel seeks her boyfriend out and suspects of Agnes, but the police officers Ritter and Hart do not give credit to her words since Ritter knows that Ash is a pothead. Meanwhile the gang that supplies weed to Manny learns that he is selling Black Forest to his costumers and they threaten him and their leader Jorge sends a message to Agnes through Manny. However, the drug dealer is turned into a zombie by Agnes and Jorge and his gang pay a visit to her and are also turned into zombies. Soon Gretel and Manny's girlfriend ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Comedy | Horror

Certificate:

See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

 »
Edit

Details

Official Sites:

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

19 February 2013 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Hansel and Gretel & the 420 Witch  »

Filming Locations:


Box Office

Budget:

$4,500,000 (estimated)
 »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

Was almost released straight to dvd. See more »

Quotes

Manny: No... no... no... you can't ask me to do that! You see... see... Carlo's got a long memory. He'll hunt me down and he'll eat me for breakfast. You know what I'm saying?
Agnes: Sounds like my kind of man!
See more »

Connections

Version of Hänsel and Gretel (1955) See more »

Soundtracks

Six Feet Deep
Written by Zak Sobel
Produced by Zak Sobel and Kyle Herman (as Kyle 'Killakake' Herman)
Performed by Zak Sobel
Courtesy of Deaf Dog Music
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
Worst movie of 2013.
3 March 2014 | by (Italy) – See all my reviews

I saw a poster of this movie in a mall: there was a gingerbread man smoking a blunt, and I thought it was cute and funny. I decided to give this movie a chance.

During the first ten minutes, the movie seems the typical horror-oriented (well, this is what it aims for; it obviously misses its point) comedy written by a pair of pubescent 13-year old boys. You know, boobs, weed, bad jokes and even worse music. But no, oh no, it gets much worse. The plot is dull, the acting is awful, the characters are the stereotypical boneheads you find in each and every bad horror movie: the hot blonde, the ghetto girl, the stupid hunk and the smart geek. Wow. Brilliant.

I can't even begin to describe how awful this movie is. Maybe that's what the producers wanted? Making a parody of an actual film?

If, as I previously stated, you're a 13 year old boy who likes weed, energy drinks, bad jokes and centerfolds, congrats: you can survive watching this movie. To everyone else, there are many better things you can do to fill this hour and a half. Take a walk, bake a pie, I don't know. Don't waste your time on this!


9 of 15 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?