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Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013)

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A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.

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Gretel (as Molly Quinn)
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Witch Agnes
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Meter Man
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Ashton
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Carlos
Bianca Saad ...
Bianca
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Officer Ritter
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Officer Hart
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Manny
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Jorge
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Octavio (as Celestin Cornielle)
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Norm
Claudia Choi ...
Sam
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The pothead Ashton Crawford and his girlfriend Gretel are smoking in her room special marijuana called Black Forest supplied by the drug dealer Manny and produced by an old lady named Agnes that lives in Pasadena. Gretel's brother Hansel arrives home and Gretel tells that she will bake gingerbread cookie while Ashton will go directly to Agnes to buy more Black Forest. However Agnes is a witch and captures Ash to eat his flesh and drain his youth to maintain youth. Gretel seeks her boyfriend out and suspects of Agnes, but the police officers Ritter and Hart do not give credit to her words since Ritter knows that Ash is a pothead. Meanwhile the gang that supplies weed to Manny learns that he is selling Black Forest to his costumers and they threaten him and their leader Jorge sends a message to Agnes through Manny. However, the drug dealer is turned into a zombie by Agnes and Jorge and his gang pay a visit to her and are also turned into zombies. Soon Gretel and Manny's girlfriend ... Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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Comedy | Horror

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19 February 2013 (USA)  »

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Hansel and Gretel & the 420 Witch  »

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$4,500,000 (estimated)
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Quotes

Gretel: You know it'd be nice if you could be a little more supportive.
Hansel: You're adopted.
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Version of Hansel and Gretel (1933) See more »

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420 Eyes
Written by Zak Sobel
Produced by Zak Sobel and Kyle Herman (as Kyle 'Killakake' Herman)
Performed by Kyle Herman (as Kyle 'Killakake' Herman)
Courtesy of Deaf Dog Music
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Was the youth thing suppose to be ironic?
24 February 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I am impressed that I made it through the entire movie. The sad part is that I think want kept me watching was Lara Flynn Boyle's face. I can't figure out if she got some kind of illness or if she just went crazy with the plastic surgery, but either way, its sad and hard to stop staring. Back to the crapfest of a movie, about an old lady who lures teenagers to her house by selling them weed and then of course, she kills and eats them to regain her youth. This movie was a total snooze fest. I thought it was going to be funny, it wasn't. I also thought it might be a little scary, not even a little. Definitely pass on this on unless you're curious to see Lara's new face.


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