Hansel & Gretel Get Baked (2013)

A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.

Director:

Duane Journey

Writer:

David Tillman

Stars:

Molly C. Quinn, Lara Flynn Boyle, Lochlyn Munro

1 nomination.

Cast

Credited cast:
Molly C. Quinn	...	Gretel
Lara Flynn Boyle	...	Agnes
Lochlyn Munro	...	Officer Ritter
Yancy Butler	...	Officer Hart
Michael Welch	...	Hansel
Sancho Martin	...	Hacky Sack Dance Player
Andrew James Allen	...	Ashton
Eddy Martin	...	Manny
Reynaldo Gallegos	...	Carlos
Doug Haley	...	Teenager #2
Edward Zo
Celestin Cornielle	...	Octavio
Bianca Saad	...	Bianca
Joe Ordaz	...	Jorge
David Tillman	...	Norm

Storyline

A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.

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Plot Keywords:

witch | marijuana | punctuation in title | color in title | ampersand in title | 

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Details

Official Sites:

Official Facebook

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

19 February 2013 (USA)

Also Known As:

Hansel and Gretel & the 420 Witch

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$4,500,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Kerry Kimmel & Pollack, Dark Highway Films (II), Uptik Entertainment

Technical Specs

Runtime:

100 min

Color:

Color

Did You Know?

Soundtracks

"Six Feet Deep"
Written by Zak Sobel
Performed by Zak Sobel
Produced by Zak Sobel and Kyle Herman
Courtesy of Deaf Dog Music LLC

User Reviews

Decent Hansel & Gretel Stoner/Slasher Flick • 6.5/10

This is not a bad stoner movie, it's not as funny as some, Cheech & Chong in 'Up in Smoke' for instance (I'm too stoned to think of a newer film at the moment) but this is more about cannibalism and zombies than stoner fun. We start off with Gretel (Molly C. Quinn) and her boyfriend Ashton (Andrew James Allen) smoking this new kind of super-weed called Blackforrest. They inevitably get the munchies, so while Gretel cooks gingerbread men Ashton goes off to score some Blackforrest from Granny (Lara Flynn Boyle). Ashton runs in to very bad trouble at Granny's so Hansel (Michael Welch) and Gretel go searching and all the fun begins.

The acting is good throughout and the cast is pretty good too. I knew almost all the faces which for a low budget flick ($4.5 million) is good. Molly C Quinn is not a rookie but she's new to the big screen (I think she looks so like Deborah Ann Woll from True Blood) and surely has a bright future. Lara Flynn Boyle was excellent as the cannibal Granny and looked like she had fun playing an old evil woman who gets younger as the film progresses. Watch out for the two cops, you'll know them as soon as you see them.

I enjoyed this stoner, gangster, slasher, Zombie version of Hansel & Gretel and I'd like to know who decides which thing is going to get showcased each year. One minute it's romantic Vamps, then it's Zombies falling in love and now were being flooded with Hansel and bloody Gretel films, I mean, who decides these things?

Recommended

Score: 6.5/10

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