Community (TV Series)

Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism (2011)

Craig Cackowski: Officer Cackowski

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• Officer Cackowski : [indistinct radio traffic]  Sorry we couldn't get a car over here until now. Our captain was killed on duty last night.

  Annie Edison : My God, I'm so sorry. Yeah. Good man... leaves behind two kids and a pregnant wife. So you're missing a Batman DVD?

  Abed Nadir : My Dark Knight extended extended cut... it wasn't insured.

  Officer Cackowski : Well, there's no sign of forced entry on your door or windows. You sure it wasn't just misplaced?

  Annie Edison : Someone definitely broke in. Some of my jewelry's missing.

  Troy Barnes : You sure about that, Annie?

  Annie Edison : Mm-hmm. My necklace. It was gold, white gold, with emeralds. And my name engraved in Hebrew. It was a bat mitzvah gift from my Nana. She was a Rockette. She married a count. He was blind. He loved her for her mind.

  Officer Cackowski : That's good color for the report, but I got to be honest, small stuff like this almost never turns up.

  Annie Edison : Oh, no, Abed.

  Officer Cackowski : We'll be in touch.

  [to Annie] 

  Officer Cackowski : Say... you look familiar. Did I ever pretend to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?

  [Annie nods, S02E09, Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design] 

  Officer Cackowski : I'm really good at faces.

  [exits, door closes]