Dr. Jack Hodgins: Tell him... tell him... tell him that we get points against us at daycare if we change Michael's schedule at the last minute - and if we get any more we may lose his spot.
Angela Montenegro: Wow. That's good. Are you that good when you lie to me?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: How would I know? I've never tried.
Angela Montenegro: Smart boy.
Colin Fisher: Hey, the only difference between try and triumph is a little "umph." My mom puts motivational sayings up on the fridge. Oh God! She's destroying me.
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [watching Angela try to swipe a card] Uh, is she trying to get on the platform with a buy ten get one free yogurt card?
Angela Montenegro: [Angela realizes what she's doing] Oh! Yes, yes.
[Angela uses the right card]
Angela Montenegro: Oh, that's good. Guess I'm a little out of it.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [a couple are having sex in a trailer] FBI open up. Come out with your hands up in the air, and your pants on.
Nolan: Where's my shirt?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [to Sweets] Seriously. You didn't know how it was going to end?
Colin Fisher: So you befriended my mother so that you could have sex with me?
Emma: ...Pretty much.
Colin Fisher: That makes me feel very odd.
Colin Fisher: Oh my God! I think you may be right.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Listen uh, Bones, I do trust you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Does that mean that you're not going to hover over me like a crab whose mate is about to molt?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I don't actually follow that. But no, I'm not.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You're not going to stop?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I know it's not fair, but no, I'm not going to stop.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Why? Because I know that I'm not always going to be able to protect you and this beautiful baby. So acting like I do makes me feel less helpless.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Booth and Bones realize everyone is looking at them as Booth was trying to help Bones rise] All right, you know, staring at us is not gonna help solve the case. So let's all just get back to work here, okay?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: [after Hodgin yawns] Is death getting dull to you, Dr. Hodgins?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: Oh, sorry. It's Michael. Apparently our baby believes that sleep is only for the weak.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: So something killed him and then he got sucked up into a tornado?
Colin Fisher: Well my mom would find the happy in all this, but to me - this guy had a very bad day.
Colin Fisher: YOu have a son. You tell me. Is letting your child have simple casual sexual encounter a little too much to ask for?
Angela Montenegro: My child is 8 months old, Fisher. He doesn't date a lot.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: [a tornado's approaching] You gonna cut me some slack for lying to Bones now?
Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah. No. You totally should've lied!
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You left me stranded out there in the middle of nowhere.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: I wasn't worried. Unlike you, I trust my partner to be able to take care of himself.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You think you have the right to control me because I'm carrying your progeny.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Do you think maybe we could just use the word "daughter?" I'm just trying to protect you.