Pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds and his blond first mate, Jules Steel, return where they are recruited by a shady governor general to find a darkly sinister Chinese empress pirate, ... See full summary »
Michelle A. Sinclair
Robby D has a lucrative career shooting porn for the Digital Playground label, but his videos are generally underwhelming -"Babysitters" being a notable exception. "Fighters" promises a big show-down between contract stars Jesse Jane and Kayden Kross in the ring, but it consists of merely boring dialog and by-the-numbers sex, spread over 3 hours.
Kayden is the rich girl dabbling in the sport, while we're supposed to root for streetwise Jesse. Robby stalls with many a pointless scene building eventually to the fight in the last 10 minutes, but dispenses with interesting fight choreography, just has them posing and trading punches, with no ending and no winner. Apparently he wanted to be nominated for the "ultimate anti-climax" category in the Guinness Book of World Records.
It boasts a starry cast, but they're all contract girls for label DP, hence their salaries are sunk costs to start with. Production values are meager, and lots of the action is merely a plug for the Outlaw Boxing practical location utilized in L.A.
My only reward for sitting through this mess was the fact that my least-favorite actor in the cast, the untalented Marco Rivera (who stunk up "Tango to Romance"/"Spanklish" the same year as this turkey) does not have a sex scene, just showing up as ballast. Of the beautiful women, I liked Vicki Chase better than the big names, as well as Stoya, playing Kayden's mean step-sister.
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