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When once-up-and-coming indie film starlet Halley Feiffer loses her boyfriend, her agent and her career in one fell swoop she finally realizes that something in her life has got to change... she has to become WAY MORE FAMOUS! Armed with a stolen script and two pitchers of sangria, Halley enlists the help of her brother Ryan and his boyfriend to make her own movie, starring herself (of course) as herself, and any A-list celebrity she can land along the way. From seducing the Karate Kid to kidnapping Hollywood's biggest name in comedy, Halley will stop at nothing to get her movie made even it means hurting the only people who truly care about her. Written by
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This movie is outright horrible, and that is the only right thing about it.
There is no discernible plot other than Halley Feiffer's want for fame; no discernible genre other than "BAD". Yes, there are cameos from Jesse Eisenberg, Ben Stiller, and even Ralph Macchio, but who really cares? Watching Halley Feiffer act feels worse than gouging out your teeth with chopsticks. Could you watch this and survive? Maybe, but I recommend reading blank fortune cookies until a better future presents itself.
That Jesse Eisenberg loans his name to a such project is becoming more predictable. He previously created "Free Samples", a similar movie with a failed crap-sandwich recipe: (1) Jesse breaks the ice then disappears, (2) 80 minutes of rotten, and (3) Jesse reappears as though the movie actually tastes good! Viewers BEWARE: unless you are heavily medicated or have severely impaired cognition, there isn't a calorie of sustenance to be had, anywhere, at all... ever. You have been warned.