Children in Need 2009
Terry Wogan, Tess Daly and Alesha Dixon present hours and hours of charity frolics from TV Centre. Treats forthcoming include the cast of Hollyoaks murdering Queen's back catalogue, John Barrowman duetting with Myleene Klass, and Lady GaGa beseeching you in that nasal, disinterested way of hers to give your money to the kids. But the main attraction is always the newsreaders undoing their top buttons. Or at least it was until Kate Silverton ruined it by being rather too showbizzy in the first place, thereby diminishing the power of the comic juxtaposition.
7.30pm, Channel 4
This probing showcase for the best investigative journalism arrives in Malaysia, where Burmese refugees are reputed to have been sold by immigration officials to Thai human traffickers. Aidan Hartley meets refugees who claim that, having