- Demora Sulu: It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. My father's told me some interesting stories about you.
- Nostalgia Critic: [holds a copy of To the Stars: The Autobiography of George Takei] Yes... like how he originally wanted to be the captain of the Excelsior in Star Trek II, but you wouldn't let him. How you didn't show up to Gene Roddenberry's funeral, that was pretty douchey, and how you're just an all-around great big prick. It's a fascinating read.
- Captain James T. Kirk: When did he find time for a family?
- Scotty: Finding retirement a little lonely, are we?
- Captain James T. Kirk: You know, I'm glad you're an engineer. With tact like that, you'd make a lousy psychiatrist.
- Nostalgia Critic: [Scotty awkwardly laughs] I'm contractually obligated to like you.
- Nostalgia Critic: [60's Batman music plays over clips from Star Trek VI] Last time in the good Star Trek movie...
- [a brief pause]
- Nostalgia Critic: nothing that really connects to this one so...
- [another brief pause]
- Nostalgia Critic: fuck it.
- [Star Trek Month Intro plays]
- Nostalgia Critic: Behold, two of the greatest Starfleet captains of all time making eggs! Only one other thing could top off this epic pairing of awesomeness...
- [3 slices of toast pop out of a toaster]
- Nostalgia Critic: Toast! We have toast! Ladies and gentlemen, toast! Oh-ho my God, I just soiled myself!