"He looks like Gizmo if he was thrown into the laundry with a green crayon."
"Oh hell, as long as (Max is) not wearing a Tanooki Suit, it's fine."
"Do you believe (Jim Carrey) used to talk from his ass?"
"This isn't Christmastime, this is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."
"Coulda been worse, they coulda given him cat claws."
"I'd rather get my nuts caught in a Lorax trap."
clips are shown and this one is compared to the 2000 version.
recalling Darrell Hammond's portrayal of Sean Connery.
The bright Christmas lights in Whoville are compared to those on Clark Griswold's house.
"There's more Dutch-angles here than in Battlefield Earth."
movie is reviewed
"We needed a song like we needed one in Polar Express."
"It looks like the penis dude from Last Airbender."
The Critic reviews the 2000 version in Seuss rhyming style, occasionally mimicking the mannerisms of Chuck Jones' Grinch.