My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Sisterhooves Social (2011)

Claire Margaret Corlett: Sweetie Belle

Quotes 

• Applejack : "Uncouth"? She said the Sisterhoof Social was "uncouth"?

  Apple Bloom : Yeah! Uncouth?

  [eats an apple and belches, when she speaks, apple pieces fly out of her mouth] 

  Apple Bloom : Wait. What's uncouth?

  Sweetie Belle : It's not just the Social. She thinks *I'm* uncouth.

  Applejack : Honey, Rarity thinks everything's uncouth.

  Apple Bloom : [with her mouth full]  What's "uncouth"?

  Applejack : It means "uncivil". You know, bad mannered?

  [Apple Bloom belches again] 

  Applejack : Eeexactly!

• Rarity : Sweetie Belle, what am I going to do with you?

  Sweetie Belle : Oh, we could paint together, we could ride bikes, play chess, sing a song, catch frogs, have a pillow fight...

  Rarity : That's not what I meant!

  Sweetie Belle : Oh.

• Rarity : [preparing to dictate a letter for Spike, who is in the room with them]  Very well then, what shall we write to the Princess?

  Sweetie Belle : I'll start. "Having a sister is just about the bestest thing in the world. But it sure isn't the easiest."

  Rarity : I agree that being sisters is a wonderful thing, but it takes teamwork. Sometimes it's about compromising. Sometimes it's about accepting each others' differences. But mostly, it's about having fun together. Even if it means getting your hooves a little bit dirty.

  Sweetie Belle : A lot dirty.

  Rarity : A little bit dirty.

  Sweetie Belle : A lot dirty.

  Rarity : A little bit dirty!

  Sweetie Belle : A lo...

  Spike : Hold it, hold it! How about "a medium amount of dirty, not too little, not too much, just right"?

  Rarity , Sweetie Belle : Deal!

• Rarity's father : Well! G'mornin', Rarity!

  Rarity : Father! Mother!

  Rarity's father : I'll have you know that Sweetie Belle here cooked this yummy lookin' breakfast all on her own.

  [the table is filled with burned food and things] 

  Rarity : I... figured.

  [sniffs a glass of some dark powdery material] 

  Rarity : I didn't know you could burn juice.

  Rarity's mother : I've been giving her lessons. I wouldn't be surprised if she's got a cutie mark in fancy cookin' by the time we get back from our vacation.

  Rarity : Vacation? Is that this week? As in "starting this very instant this week"?

  [Sweetie Belle sets a bowl of bubbling gray liquid in front of her] 

  Rarity : Uurh. Let me guess; apple sauce?

  Sweetie Belle : Nope. Toast! We're gonna have the bestest time two sisters could ever have! I'm gonna go grab my stuff from Dad's wagon.

  Rarity : So, now, when you say "a week"... is that, um, seven whole days?

  Rarity's mother : And six nights, I know! Such a short time to spend with your little sis.

  Rarity's father : [pointing to a plate of burned orange wedges]  You gonna eat that?

  Rarity : But I've got such a long to do list. Oh well, I suppose "spend time with your sister" will just have to be added to the list.

  [crash] 

  Sweetie Belle : [appears at the door with a lot of luggage]  Just a few necessities.

• Sweetie Belle : Well, you two have fun... sure wish I had a sister to run the race with... huh?

  Apple Bloom : [Applejack put her hat and Apple Bloom's neckerchief on Sweetie Belle]  You do now!

  Applejack : AB and I figured since we do this every year...

  Apple Bloom : I'd like you to borrow my sis so you can give it a try!

  Applejack : Sister for a day.

  Sweetie Belle : [very happy]  No way!

  Apple Bloom : [getting in her face]  One! Day!

  [Sweetie Belle hugs Applejack] 

  Apple Bloom : One. Day.

• Rarity : Us. I did it for us. You see? We *are* apple pie!

  Sweetie Belle : Huh?

  Rarity : I'll explain later. For now, I think we deserve a celebration!

  Sweetie Belle , Applejack , Apple Bloom : Yeah!

  Sweetie Belle : Where?

  Rarity : The spa, of course.

  Sweetie Belle , Applejack , Apple Bloom : [laughing] 

  Sweetie Belle : Oh, Rarity.

  Rarity : No, I, I, I'm serious.