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Brooke Alvarez: You know, ever since I was a young girl, I've dreamed of reporting on the end of the world, and honestly, it's exhilarating

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Brooke Alvarez: Oh, just think, while there have been several Tucker Hopes before you, you're going to be the last. Not to shabby?

Tucker Hope: [depressed] There's no where I'd rather be than right here in the studio in my final moments alive.

Brooke Alvarez: I admire your professionalism.

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Brooke Alvarez: My only regret is that I didn't retain the rights to the song "Life is a Highway," which I wrote, but was stolen from me by a jealous ex-boyfriend.

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