- Mitch Wollack: I really don't have time to deal with any of this, but you know what? I don't have a choice. Anywhere else someone's missing, you call the police. Or put their face on a milk carton. But not here.
- Mitch Wollack: Bart, what are you doing?
- Bart: I have something amazing to reveal to you.
- Mitch Wollack: Listen, we've talked about this before, you know. Lady Gaga's not a dude. I don't care what you saw on the internet.
- Bart: This is something much more important than that. The fate of the world is riding on it.