Our hero, "Jason", flees into the woods after an unshown disagreement with his girlfriend, "Diane". He takes nothing with him, except for his cell phone, which he throws away while on this mysterious arboreal sojourn. After discarding his chief physical resource, "Jason" wanders the woods aimlessly for a while. Then, as viewers of this utter turd of a film, we're treated to several seemingly endless moments of "Jason" simply standing there in the dark.
When "Jason" finally does something, it's what anyone else in his self-induced predicament would do; he sits down with his back agsinst a tree, torches a blunt, and falls asleep. He wakes up an undisclosed amount of time later to find himself sitting in the middle of a small dirt road in the forest. He gets up and starts wandering aimlessly again, and he eventually begins to see ghosts or spectral manifestations. Shortly after this, "Jason" somehow has possession of his cell phone again, and he receives another call from "Diane". She begins to verbally harangue and denigrate him, then she's suddenly there with him. "Diane" becomes even more vicious and aggressive in her tirade, reducing "Jason" to a shuddering, weeping wretch.
"Jason" then suddenly sees a maniacal version of himself brutally attack and butcher "Diane". This doppelganger gleefully slices and dices "Diane", all while sporting some bloody symbol smeared on his chest. The doppelganger disappears, and "Jason" crawls over to look at "Diane's" remains, when she opens her eyes and glares at him. This causes "Jason" to flee in panic. As he runs pell mell into the darkened woods, "Diane's" voice echoes in his mind, castigating him for being a child. Then, "Jason" calmly sits down and lights up another joint.
I can't tell you what happens after that because I didn't care what happened next. I've had simultaneous bouts of projectile vomiting and uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea that were more satisfying and enjoyable than watching this movie, so I turned it off. It is advertised as a horror movie, but isn't even remotely entertaining, frightening, or compelling. This movie sucked like a crack-addicted nymphomaniacal hooker at a Viagra convention.
When "Jason" finally does something, it's what anyone else in his self-induced predicament would do; he sits down with his back agsinst a tree, torches a blunt, and falls asleep. He wakes up an undisclosed amount of time later to find himself sitting in the middle of a small dirt road in the forest. He gets up and starts wandering aimlessly again, and he eventually begins to see ghosts or spectral manifestations. Shortly after this, "Jason" somehow has possession of his cell phone again, and he receives another call from "Diane". She begins to verbally harangue and denigrate him, then she's suddenly there with him. "Diane" becomes even more vicious and aggressive in her tirade, reducing "Jason" to a shuddering, weeping wretch.
"Jason" then suddenly sees a maniacal version of himself brutally attack and butcher "Diane". This doppelganger gleefully slices and dices "Diane", all while sporting some bloody symbol smeared on his chest. The doppelganger disappears, and "Jason" crawls over to look at "Diane's" remains, when she opens her eyes and glares at him. This causes "Jason" to flee in panic. As he runs pell mell into the darkened woods, "Diane's" voice echoes in his mind, castigating him for being a child. Then, "Jason" calmly sits down and lights up another joint.
I can't tell you what happens after that because I didn't care what happened next. I've had simultaneous bouts of projectile vomiting and uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea that were more satisfying and enjoyable than watching this movie, so I turned it off. It is advertised as a horror movie, but isn't even remotely entertaining, frightening, or compelling. This movie sucked like a crack-addicted nymphomaniacal hooker at a Viagra convention.