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Yu-Gi-Oh! 3D: Bonds Beyond Time Abridged (TV Movie 2011) Poster

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Crow Hogan: Hey, isn't that Pegasus the creator of Duel Monsters? Yeah, and next to him is Yugi Moto, the King of Card Games!

Yusei Fudo: What the hell is wrong with his hair?

Jack Atlas: Yugi Moto? He was the greatest duelist who ever lived!

Yusei Fudo: It says here that he died a virgin and his last words were "Oh God, I've wasted my life".

Jack Atlas: The greatest duelist who ever lived. I love him.

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Paradox: Oh pwease! You may be the King of Games in your timeline but where I come from Duel Monsters have evolve far beyond your understanding. Compared to me you are just a learner.

Yami Yugi: That may be the case in your timeline, Paradox. But then we're not in your timeline, are we?

Paradox: Um...

Yami Yugi: And where I come from Duel Monsters is still a broken, exploitable mess of a game. And I'm about to exploit the hell out of it!

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Yusei Fudo: Wait. Look! It's him!

Jack Atlas: You found Waldo?

Yusei Fudo: It's the guy who stole my card!

Jack Atlas: Waldo stole your card?

Yusei Fudo: Jack.

Jack Atlas: Yusei!

Yusei Fudo: No.

Jack Atlas: 'Kay!

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Yami Yugi: Hm. The entire world or card games. Tough choice.

Yusei Fudo: There is no choice. Without card games, this world isn't worth living in.

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Announcer #1: Welcome everyone, to the grand unveiling of a bunch of lame new trading cards. Here to introduce our host, Pirate Hitler!

Pirate Hitler: [speaking rapidly] I shall send ze Jews straight to Davy Jones' locker! Heil Blackbeard!

Yugi Moto: I love Pirate Hitler! He always makes me laugh.

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Jaden Yuki: My name's Jaden Yuki, and I'm absolutely flawless.

Yusei Fudo: Stop being happy.

Jaden Yuki: Ain't no one in the world as fly as me.

Yusei Fudo: I'm serious. Stop it.

Jaden Yuki: Bitches line up just to get a glimpse at my sweet moves.

Yusei Fudo: I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul.

Jaden Yuki: Come on homie, don't be a playa hater.

Yusei Fudo: I'm not a player hater. I just hate you.

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Yugi Moto: Now all we need to do is create a distraction.

Marik Ishtar: [on stage] Greeting, fools, it is I! Marik Ishtar! And I am here to enslave all of you with my-

[gets blown up by a fireball]

Marik Ishtar: Ah!

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Lyman Banner: Good luck everyone. I will be up here if you need an Asian guy. I'm Asian.

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Paradox: Pwotagonists! I challenge you to a card game!

Yusei Fudo: You mean the thing that's going to destroy the world?

Paradox: Yes! That.

Yusei Fudo: Seems kind of hypocritical.

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Cybernetic Ghost: And that is the story of how Jaden, Yugi and Yusei saved the world.

Seto Kaiba: So why wasn't I in the movie?

Cybernetic Ghost: What movie?

Seto Kaiba: The one you just described to me.

Cybernetic Ghost: Oh. Right. Um. You were not in the movie because you were never born.

Seto Kaiba: Yeah. Because I'm a robot, right?

Cybernetic Ghost: No. As it turns out, you do have a father. And it's me!

Seto Kaiba: Yeah. You're full of crap.

Cybernetic Ghost: I love you too, son.

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3-D Announcer: We at Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged would like to apologize for the lack of 3D content in this movie. However, we would like to think this is totally justified since 3D is bullsh*t and adds absolutely nothing to the cinema experience. So please, enjoy your 2D movie, because it's cheaper and much less obnoxious.

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Paradox: Very well, Yu-Gi-Oh Pwotagonists! Let's see how you like things, in the Mawific World!

Jaden Yuki: Actually, this isn't so bad!

Yusei Fudo: It's actually kind of pretty here.

Yami Yugi: Makes a nice change from the Shadow Realm, that's for sure.

Paradox: Stop that! It is suppose to be thweatening!

Yami Yugi: Look at all the pretty lights!

Paradox: Stop being impwessed by the Mawific World!

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Yugi Moto: He always loved falling buildings, but only when they were falling on other people.

[sobs]

Yugi Moto: Grandpa!

[stops sobbing]

Yugi Moto: Can I have my Oscar now?

Paradox: Ha haha! Ha haha haha! Once again, Pwotagonist, you see there is nothing you possess that I cannot take...

Yugi Moto: Hey, f**k you, man! I'm trying to win an Oscar!

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Paradox: You stupid pwotagonist. I am not trying to destwoy the world, I am twying to save it.

Yusei Fudo: Not if we can stop you-wait what?

Paradox: In the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. Humanity's ignorance has caused the planet to become... wavaged and wifeless.

Yami Yugi: Wavaged and wifeless?

Jaden Yuki: But how? Was it Global Warming?

Yusei Fudo: Nuclear war?

Paradox: No, none of those things happened. What destwoyed the world was... Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...

Yusei Fudo: What?

Paradox: That is wight, Caaaarrrrd Gaaaames...

Yusei Fudo: You're serious?

Paradox: Yes, vewwwwwwy

Yusei Fudo: How?

Paradox: What?

Yusei Fudo: How did card games destroy the world?

Paradox: Well, I was not actually there. But I heard that somebody pwayed a card game. And then boom! End of the world. It totally happened. Just like I said. Just card game - Boom! Evewyone dead.

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Jaden Yuki: Dang son! That is one awesome motorbike you have...

Yusei Fudo: You're not riding it.

Jaden Yuki: Worth a shot.

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Crow Hogan: Why did he even take your card in the first place?

Yusei Fudo: Probably to humiliate me in front of my girlfriend.

Aki Izayoi: Oh, don't be silly, Yusei! You know I'd never be embarrassed...

Yusei Fudo: For the last time, I'm dating a motorcycle!

Aki Izayoi: But why date a motorcycle when you could have me?

Yusei Fudo: Tell her, Jack.

Jack Atlas: Girls are smelly!

Yusei Fudo: He's right. They are.

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Jack Atlas: Yusei! Whip out your junk!

Yusei Fudo: What?

Jack Atlas: Warrior! Your junk warrior!

Jack Atlas: [a few seconds later] Good! Now whip out your junk and wave it at him!

Yusei Fudo: What?

Jack Atlas: Warrior!

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Yami Yugi: Now Yusei, I should point out that this card game is not going to take place on a motorcycle. I hope you understand that. I don't want you to try to- ride on your duel disk or something. We're just going to be standing firmly on the ground...

Yusei Fudo: I know how to duel.

Yami Yugi: Well, okay then.

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[repeated line]

Yusei Fudo: I totally won that duel back there.

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Jaden Yuki: Can I ride your bike?

Yusei Fudo: I already told you, no!

Jaden Yuki: Oh come on, it'll be fun!

Yusei Fudo: I'll let you ride my bike if you can tell me one thing.

Jaden Yuki: Sure, ask away.

Yusei Fudo: Why are we in Venice?

Jaden Yuki: [after a pause] F**k it... you win!

Yusei Fudo: Always do...

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Maximillion Pegasus: [singing] Welcome all you foolish nerds. To the gayest spectacle in the world! I'm making a cameo in this movie. I look much more fabulous in 3D!

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Yami Yugi: Huh... I think we may have just killed a man...

Yusei Fudo: If anyone asks, Jaden did it.

Jaden Yuki: Yeah- wait, what?

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Yusei Fudo: You can be my wingman anytime, Yugi.

Yami Yugi: No Yusei, you can be mine.

[romantic saxophone music starts playing]

Yusei Fudo: No Homo, right?

Yami Yugi: ALL OF THE HOMO!

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Yami Yugi: Wait! I seem to have stopped caring!

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Dark Magician Girl: Hey, Dark Magician, how come we can talk in this movie?

Dark Magician: A wizard did it.

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Jack Atlas: That guy stole your Stardust Dragon card! What a dick! I mean I know I did that in season one, but... he's a dick!

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Lyman Banner: I've never felt so Asian!

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Jaden Yuki: Check it out, dawgs! My Neos card came back! It must be because we went back in time!

Yusei Fudo: That is not how time travel works.

Jaden Yuki: Well how else do you explain it?

Yusei Fudo: Obviously this movie has its head up its own anus.

Yugi Moto: Well that answers pretty much every question I had.

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Jaden Yuki: Oh my God!

Yusei Fudo: Is that woman doing what I think she's doing?

Jaden Yuki: I forgot I bookmarked "2 Dark Magician Girls, 1 Pot of Greed".

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Paradox: I am here for the one who destwoyed the futuwe.

Jaden Yuki: Look there must be some kind of mistake. I'm Jaden Yuki.

Paradox: Yes that is wight.

Jaden Yuki: But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!

Paradox: Cowwection! I think that you'll find that you destwoyed Yu-Gi-Oh's cwedibility!

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Yugi Moto: That bastard! I can't forgive him. Not after he sent my grandpa to the Shadow Realm.

Yusei Fudo: The what realm?

Yugi Moto: You know. The Shadow Realm. The big purpley cloudy place that you go to when something really bad happens to you.

Jaden Yuki: I think you're talking about Hell.

Yugi Moto: No, it's the Shadow Realm. You know whenever people fall from a really tall building... or... they get stabbed in the chest, they go straight to the Shadow Realm. What? You guys don't have the Shadow Realm in the future?

Yusei Fudo: I don't think that's a real thing.

Yugi Moto: So wait. Is my Grandpa... really dead?

Jaden Yuki: 'Fraid so, broseph.

Yugi Moto: I thought this was supposed to be a kid's movie!

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Jaden Yuki: I go to a kickass school that teaches us how to play trading cards! We get to sleep on warm comfortable beds and get served food whenever we want... awww it's a good life!

Yusei Fudo: Well, just look at all the f**ks I give!

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Yusei Fudo: Jack.

Jack Atlas: [in extremely loud voice] Yusei!

Yusei Fudo: There's something you should know.

Jack Atlas: What is it, Yusei?

Yusei Fudo: Card games on motorcycles.

Jack Atlas: What?

Yusei Fudo: I said, card games on motorcycles.

Jack Atlas: I beg your pardon?

Yusei Fudo: I said, card games on motorcycles!

Jack Atlas: What the hell is a motorcycle?

Yusei Fudo: You're kidding, right?

Jack Atlas: Hey, Crow! Do you have any idea what a motorcycle is?

Crow Hogan: Can't say that I do, Jack.

Jack Atlas: Yeah. We don't know what that is.

Yusei Fudo: But we ride them all the time. It's our trademark.

Jack Atlas: Why would we do that?

Yusei Fudo: So that we can play card games on them.

Jack Atlas: That sounds stupid.

Yusei Fudo: Jack, you're scaring me.

Jack Atlas: Come on, Crow! Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still...

Jack Atlas: [his voice becomes deeper with each word] On. The. GROUND.

Yusei Fudo: [slow-motion voice] NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yusei Fudo: [Yusei wakes up in his sleeping bag] GAHUH! Oh, thank God.

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