Modern Family (TV Series)

Hit and Run (2011)

Jesse Tyler Ferguson: Mitchell Pritchett

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• Mitchell Pritchett : [as he sees Jay, Phil and Cameron going to confront the boy who scammed Haley]  Oh no, no! Nobody's going anywhere; we are not vigilantes!

  Cameron Tucker : Shotgun!

  Mitchell Pritchett : No! No weapons!

• Mitchell Pritchett : The reason we're fighting is 'cause this one thinks he's Dirty Harry.

  Jay Pritchett : Having a tough time picturing Clint Eastwood in that shirt.

• Cameron Tucker : You know, if this were a romantic comedy, this would be our meet cute. We'd spend the rest of the afternoon drinking wine, eating food, flying a kite... you know, doing montage-y stuff.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Am I in this movie of yours?

  Cameron Tucker : Yeah, you're the gay best friend.

• Mitchell Pritchett : [to Jay, Phil and Cameron]  Fine, I'll see you in jail! It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you.