The Simpsons (TV Series)

At Long Last Leave (2012)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

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Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Why do we have to sit here? If we leave now, we could see what the town looks deserted.

  Bart Simpson : I could write whatever I want on the school chalkboard.

  Lisa Simpson : I could watch a planetarium show without the second-hand marijuana.

  Homer Simpson : And I could drive drunk while sober.

  [Cut to Homer driving erratically] 

  Homer Simpson : It's fun, but not as fun.

• Bart Simpson : You sure this is a good idea?

  Homer Simpson : This is the Outlands, boy. Ideas aren't good or bad, they're just free.

• Bart Simpson : How you doing, Mr. Assange?

  Julian Assange : That's my personal information and you have no right to know about it. Hey, but we're neighbors. Would you like to come over for a movie sometime?

  Marge Simpson : Is it Iraqi journalists being murdered?

  Julian Assange : Don't be ridiculous. It's an Afghan wedding being bombed.

  Homer Simpson : Well I have a really big secret for you.

  [whispers] 

  Homer Simpson : I'm not wearing any underwear.

  Julian Assange : You know, you should really get out less.

• Bart Simpson : [in the car]  Hey Henrietta Hippo, I gotta drain the inchworm.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, fine!

  [They pull off the road, Bart runs into the bushes. Homer gets out to stretch when he hears a rifle cocking, then the camera pulls back to show a man aiming a shotgun at him] 

  Homer Simpson : Please put that down!

  Bart Simpson : [offscreen]  I just got started!