Jeff Winger: Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
Abed Nadir: Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines.
Jeff Winger: [incredulous] Of course I am, Abed.
Britta Perry: Pizza, pizza, go in tummy, me so hungee, me so hungee!
Troy Barnes: One word, two syllables.
Jeff Winger: Please don't say Charades.
Jeff Winger: Is Charades still off the table?
Pierce Hawthorne: Call it Yahtzee all you want, we all know it's really Puerto Rican chess.
Jeff Winger: [Regarding Abed's model of the rolling boulder scene from "Raiders of the Lost Ark"] Hey, look. Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity.
Shirley Bennett: I can't believe I'm giving pies to a drug addict!
Britta Perry: Drug addict? You're a pie pusher! You push pies to get love!