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Sanctuary; Quite a Conundrum (2012)

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Sex, drums, tequila, social networking, a pirate, morning after pills, Jesus and a gun. It's one hot mess!

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Thelma
Julianna Pitt ...
Lola
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It should have been just a normal day of sex, fun, alcohol, hormones and debauchery for Tabitha and Mimi, two twenty somethings who care about nothing but themselves and what chaos they can cause. But that so-called normalcy gets tossed out the window when an unexpected and devastating event occurs at a nighttime pool party. As the alcohol begins to wear off and the body count rises, all hell breaks loose and there is no going back. As if the foul mouths, perverted attitudes and devious natures of Tabitha and Mimi were not enough, then just throw in Tabitha's walking porno of a boyfriend Sean and his new best friend, the sweet Dutch. Then mix in Mimi's eighteen year old virginal, confused and prudish sister Kylene and her sexually challenged boyfriend Harris, and the events gets even saucier. Then shoot in a splash of the old pervert Marc and his crazy unhinged wife Lola, and then toss in the Bible-thumping Jesus-freak Thelma, and it gets a little more crazy, dangerous, insane and ... Written by Thomas L. Phillips

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The director was forced to resign from his teaching position at the university, because he used students as interns during the production of the film, and afterwards the faculty and staff thought the is was to risky for him to be involved at the school anymore because of the movies subject matter. See more »

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Tabitha: Now how do you fall drunk dick first into a dead man's ass and still be pitching a tent?
Mimi: That's a big ass tent.
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Quite A Conundrum - Quite AWESOME
24 May 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I'll keep it short and sweet. This movie is a crazy good time. It has a lot of bit of everything, laughs, screams, tears and jeers. I had no idea what I was getting into and that made it only better. Superb cast, superb script and just an all around experience. That is the best way I can describe this movie. It is an EXPERIENCE to watch, and everyone who gets a chance should check it out.

It combines every genre into one, horror, suspense, thriller, comedy, dark comedy, you name it and the movie has it. I saw the movie screener for a film festival I am a screener for, and while the movie was not made a selection, as some of the other committee did not get it or thought it was too harsh for audiences, it got my vote.


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