5.4/10
133
8 user 12 critic

Sanctuary; Quite a Conundrum (2012)

Trailer
2:34 | Trailer

Watch Now

From $2.99 on Amazon Video

Sex, drums, tequila, social networking, a pirate, morning after pills, Jesus and a gun. It's one hot mess!

Director:

Reviews
3 wins & 4 nominations. See more awards »

Videos

Photos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Avenged (2013)
Action | Fantasy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

A deaf girl is brutalized by a murderous gang who are then hunted by her when the bloodthirsty spirit of an Apache warrior inhabits her lifeless body.

Director: Michael S. Ojeda
Stars: Tom Ardavany, Ronnie Gene Blevins, Ernie Charles
Blood Punch (2014)
Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  

A young man is lured into a dangerous love triangle that begins to take a series of shocking and grisly supernatural turns.

Director: Madellaine Paxson
Stars: Milo Cawthorne, Olivia Tennet, Ari Boyland
Deep Red (1975)
Horror | Mystery | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.7/10 X  

A musician witnesses the murder of a famous psychic, and then teams up with a feisty reporter to find the killer while evading attempts on their lives by the unseen killer bent on keeping a dark secret buried.

Director: Dario Argento
Stars: David Hemmings, Daria Nicolodi, Gabriele Lavia
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

In the cold, wintery fields of New England, a lonely old house wakes up every thirty years - and demands a sacrifice.

Director: Ted Geoghegan
Stars: Barbara Crampton, Andrew Sensenig, Lisa Marie
Creep I (2014)
Drama | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

When a videographer answers a Craigslist ad for a one-day job in a remote mountain town, he finds his client is not at all what he initially seems.

Director: Patrick Brice
Stars: Patrick Brice, Mark Duplass
Devoured (2012)
Drama | Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  

Lourdes is a young woman that works at night cleaning a restaurant. All the money she made is for her son that lives in her hometown with her mother. We know very little about Lourdes son, ... See full summary »

Director: Greg Olliver
Stars: Marta Milans, Kara Jackson, Bruno Gunn
Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.4/10 X  

In this futuristic science fiction thriller, government security agent Jerry Hipple has been unsuccessfully tracking the city's most infamous criminal The Red Harvest Killer. When two ... See full summary »

Director: Christian Grillo
Stars: D.C. Douglas, Tom Detrik, Carmela Hayslett
Hidden I (2015)
Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  

A family takes refuge in a fallout shelter to avoid a dangerous outbreak.

Directors: Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer
Stars: Alexander Skarsgård, Andrea Riseborough, Emily Alyn Lind
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.3/10 X  

The adventures of Joe and Bunnyman know no limit of bloodlust and carnage. Bodies pile up as Bunnyman indiscriminately slaughters anything that crosses his path in a mutually beneficial ... See full summary »

Director: Carl Lindbergh
Stars: David Scott, Joshua Lang, Julianne Dowler
Tangerine (2015)
Comedy | Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  

A working girl tears through Tinseltown on Christmas Eve searching for the pimp who broke her heart.

Director: Sean Baker
Stars: Kitana Kiki Rodriguez, Mya Taylor, Karren Karagulian
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 2.7/10 X  

When a group of ghost hunters investigate the infamous Jericho Manor, they soon realise it's not just ghosts that go bump in the night! As people get murdered, the survivors need to discover who or what's killing them before it's too late.

Director: S.J. Evans
Stars: Tony Todd, Joseph Millson, Cicely Tennant
Psychotic (2012)
Action | Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.2/10 X  

A psychologist is trapped inside a mental institution where all the patients have escaped and are on the rampage.

Director: Johnny Johnson
Stars: Jenna Verdicchio, Steve Hope Wynne, Kristina Dargelyte
Edit

Cast

Credited cast:
...
Mimi
...
Tabitha
Emily Rogers ...
Kylene
...
Harris
...
Dutch
...
Sean
...
Thelma
...
Lola
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
...
Marc
Edit

Storyline

It should have been just a normal day of sex, fun, alcohol, hormones and debauchery for Tabitha and Mimi, two twenty somethings who care about nothing but themselves and what chaos they can cause. But that so-called normalcy gets tossed out the window when an unexpected and devastating event occurs at a nighttime pool party. As the alcohol begins to wear off and the body count rises, all hell breaks loose and there is no going back. As if the foul mouths, perverted attitudes and devious natures of Tabitha and Mimi were not enough, then just throw in Tabitha's walking porno of a boyfriend Sean and his new best friend, the sweet Dutch. Then mix in Mimi's eighteen year old virginal, confused and prudish sister Kylene and her sexually challenged boyfriend Harris, and the events gets even saucier. Then shoot in a splash of the old pervert Marc and his crazy unhinged wife Lola, and then toss in the Bible-thumping Jesus-freak Thelma, and it gets a little more crazy, dangerous, insane and ... Written by Thomas L. Phillips

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

It's one hot mess! See more »


Edit

Details

Official Sites:

|

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

20 January 2012 (USA)  »

Filming Locations:

 »

Box Office

Budget:

$200,000 (estimated)
 »

Company Credits

Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

The entire movie was shot sequentially. See more »

Quotes

Tabitha: Now how do you fall drunk dick first into a dead man's ass and still be pitching a tent?
Mimi: That's a big ass tent.
See more »

Connections

References Desperate Housewives (2004) See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
Quite A Conundrum - Quite AWESOME
24 May 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I'll keep it short and sweet. This movie is a crazy good time. It has a lot of bit of everything, laughs, screams, tears and jeers. I had no idea what I was getting into and that made it only better. Superb cast, superb script and just an all around experience. That is the best way I can describe this movie. It is an EXPERIENCE to watch, and everyone who gets a chance should check it out.

It combines every genre into one, horror, suspense, thriller, comedy, dark comedy, you name it and the movie has it. I saw the movie screener for a film festival I am a screener for, and while the movie was not made a selection, as some of the other committee did not get it or thought it was too harsh for audiences, it got my vote.


4 of 6 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Discuss Sanctuary; Quite a Conundrum (2012) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?