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"The Simpsons" Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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Principal Skinner: The things you don't know would fill a whole library and leave room for a few pamphlets.

Superintendent Chalmers: There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.

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Superintendent Chalmers: Today, I'm going to be teaching you.

Bart Simpson: Eh. Same garbage, different dumpster.

Superintendent Chalmers: [Opens book to table of U.S. Presidents] I'm sure you know who these guys are.

Bart Simpson: [Points at Washington] Dollar bill guy...

[Points at Lincoln]

Bart Simpson: Five-dollar bill guy...

[Points to Clinton]

Bart Simpson: Sex guy...

[Points to Bush Jr]

Bart Simpson: Will Ferrell...

[Points to Obama]

Bart Simpson: Black guy.

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Homer Simpson: Bart, I'm going to ask you about something I read in a magazine. Are you boys in here cyberbullying?

Jimbo Jones: How could we? We're all together, and we're not using computers.

Homer Simpson: Marge, I parented!

Marge Simpson: That's great, honey. Come down for chocolate milk and a brownie.

Homer Simpson: So long, suckers.

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Bart Simpson: I've learned a lot today. Now to let TV slowly waste it all away.

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Bart Simpson: Of all the films about Teddy Roosevelt, what do you think represents him the best?

Superintendent Chalmers: Night At The Museum, no question.

Bart Simpson: One or two?

Superintendent Chalmers: Either one. You can't go wrong either way.

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Milhouse: I like how Teddy had asthma as a child, like me.

Dolph: I like how he says "Bully" all the time, and he can really rock a pair of jodhpurs.

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Superintendent Chalmers: Boys, the truth is, your school has failed you.

Jimbo Jones: School failed me? Does school have to go to summer Jimbo?

Superintendent Chalmers: Take a good look, boys. He's the canary in the coal mine of our failing education system.

Jimbo Jones: You hear that? You're in my coal mine, bitches!

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Lisa Simpson: Bart, what are you doing?

Bart Simpson: Locking the school with the kids inside.

Lisa Simpson: I'm telling mom!

Bart Simpson: Go right ahead. You can use the closet phone.

[locks Lisa in broom closet]

Lisa Simpson: Hello, mom?

Bart Simpson: There really is a closet phone?

[Bart opens door; Lisa is just standing there sticking her tongue out; Bart closes door on her]

Bart Simpson: Real mature.

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Homer Simpson: God, I love to watch that woman get beer.

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