Skinner faces Chalmers for Bart's education after Bart pulls a prank at a school fundraise. Bart gets very interested when Chalmers shows him President Teddy Roosevelt. But, Chalmers accidentally takes Bart, Milhouse and the school bullies (apart from Kearney) on an unauthorized school trip resulting in Nelson having an accident. Chalmers gets fired from his job, but Bart doesn't give up hope so he takes the school hostage until Chalmers gets his job back.
Did You Know?
Boys, the truth is, your school has failed you.
School failed me? Does school have to go to summer Jimbo?
Take a good look, boys. He's the canary in the coal mine of our failing education system.
You hear that? You're in my coal mine, bitches!
References The Colbert Report
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