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Ziva David : If Tony was flirting, he would be complimenting her blouse, not her work ethic.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : See? Ziva knows.
Ziva David : What we just witnessed here was a pathetic attempt to cultivate new sources of *office* gossip.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That is completely unfair!
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Entering] Life isn't fair, DiNozzo. That's why we're here.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Let me get this straight. Abby is your source? What's the big secret? You've been my source on plenty of stuff.
Abby Sciuto : Um, well, not for gossip. Sorry, Tony. I mean, I can't tell you some things because you *totally* blab. Kind of like some other people that I suddenly find myself disappointed in.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How could I have fallen so far off the trust ladder?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Entering] Not a ladder, DiNozzo. More like a stepstool.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ducky has been... pretty chipper lately. Old Penelope must be quite a hellcat.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Hey! Leave my grandmother out of this. She and Ducky went on one date. That was it.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wait. Back up the truck. Who are these sources? Mine haven't said anything.
Ziva David : Perhaps you do not have sources.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Or your sources are lousy.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Exsqueeze me, guys. Very special agent here. I got solid gold sources coming out the yang.
Ziva David : I do not know what or where your yang is, but perhaps your sources do not trust you with internal gossip.
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Lana : [about some pills] Those aren't mine.
Ziva David : Well, they came from your pocket.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Let me guess. That's not our apron?
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Something tells me we may be looking at victim number one.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I hate to say serial killer.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, you said it.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I'm thinking it.