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"New Girl" Injured (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

Quotes

[Nick suddenly realizes Jess' doctor is an OB-GYN]

Nick Miller: I don't have a vagina.

Sweet Older Woman: You can have mine.

Jess: I heard that, sistah.

Sweet Older Woman: True dat.

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Jess: How many ears did Daniel Boone have? He had a left ear, a right ear, and a

[suddenly musical]

Jess: Front-ier!

[she and Nick both chuckle]

Jess: Frontier. Get it?

Nick Miller: You don't get to speak at my funeral.

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Jess: Nick, are you okay?

Nick Miller: No, I'm not okay, Jess! I'm not okay! When I woke up today, I wanted to play a friendly game of touch football. Then I hurt my back, I went to your gynechologist, and now I might have cancer! So no, Jess! I'm not okay!

[sits down alone and sighs]

Schmidt: I don't think this is the right time to bring this up, you guys, but... does anyone else think Nick could stand to lose five to seven pounds?

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