Nick, are you okay?
No, I'm not okay, Jess! I'm not okay! When I woke up today, I wanted to play a friendly game of touch football. Then I hurt my back, I went to your gynechologist, and now I might have cancer! So no, Jess! I'm not okay!
[sits down alone and sighs
I don't think this is the right time to bring this up, you guys, but... does anyone else think Nick could stand to lose five to seven pounds?