Fegan Floop: If your eyes get tired during the 3D sections of this movie, take your glasses off, rush out to the concession stand, purchase an extra large popcorn, an extra large soda, then rush back to your seat, put your glasses back on and voila, you just spent $35.
Film Brain: That's it, kids, spend money on over-priced, sugar-packed shit; or better yet, go outside and watch another movie!
Professor Celluloid: Never fear, Mathew, you can use these.
[removes his glasses, revealing a black CENSORED bar covering his eyes]
Film Brain: Wow, thanks. Um, don't you need these to see?
Professor Celluloid: No, it's fine. I see in 3D already.
Film Brain: [puts on Celluloid's glasses] Wow, I look like an idiot.