To help pass time while posing in a holiday nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favorite holiday stories, "Die Hard." In Cleveland's version, when Waterman Cable Company is taken hostage on Christmas Eve by a group of terrorists, including Tim the Bear, Lester, Federline and Kendra, a barefoot Cleveland - wearing a tank-top much like the one Bruce Willis wore in the movie - must endure window-shattering shoot-outs and fist fights with his friends to save his wig-wearing wife, Donna, in a parody of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster movie ever told. Written by
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The show's first full entry satire of any movie. See more
When Kendra falls and says "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up", the terrorists laugh and say they just saw the commercial for the first time since it's 1988. The "I've Fallen and I can't get up" commercial didn't premiere until 1989. See more
References Magnum, P.I.