Cleveland Brown: [to Donna] Why didn't you tell me Junior went to school yesterday?
Donna Tubbs: I wasn't here. It was Skip Day.
Cleveland Brown: Look, Junior, you know I think you're a great kid.
Cleveland Brown Jr.: Thank you...
Cleveland Brown: Quiet. But if you want other people to respect you, you can't always blindly follow the rules.
Cleveland Brown Jr.: But rules are our friends.
Cleveland Brown: Well, if you want any real friends, you better start standing up to authority or you'll end up lamer than Ben Stiller's career.
Cleveland Brown: Junior, I don't ever want to see you laughed at like that again.
[Cleveland Jr. trips and falls]
Cleveland Brown: [laughs] Walk much?
Lester Krinklesac: [about Kendra's hit and run accident] Well, when I find whoever did this, I'm gonna avenge my fat, disgusting wife.
Cleveland Brown: Like "Lopez Tonight", there's nothing funny about this.
Cleveland Brown Jr.: [while talking to Larry the Leopard] Oh, Larry, I've got to help my dad. You know, that guy with the mustache who just walked by. Well, who did you think that was? What the hell would Danny Glover be doing in our house? Shooting a movie, he says.
Rallo Brown: [to Lester and Kendra] You ever read "The Berenstain Bears Forgive a Hit-and-Run Driver"?