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"Parks and Recreation" Pawnee Rangers (TV Episode 2011) Poster

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Tom Haverford: Once a year, Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?

Donna Meagle: Clothes.

Tom Haverford: Treat yoself.

Donna Meagle: Fragrances.

Tom Haverford: Treat yoself.

Donna Meagle: Massages.

Tom Haverford: Treat yoself.

Donna Meagle: Mimosas.

Tom Haverford: Treat yoself.

Donna Meagle: Fine leather goods.

Tom Haverford: Treat yoself!

Donna Meagle: It's the best day of the year.

Tom HaverfordDonna Meagle: The best day of the year!

Leslie Knope: Hey Ron, whose club do you think is better: yours or mine? The answer is mine. Say mine is better.

Ron Swanson: It's not a competition.

Leslie Knope: Oh, but it is! Your club made it a competition when they kept girls out.

Leslie Knope: [in Southern accent] Oh my stars, I'm just a little lady. My fragile constitution can not handle the fearsome outdoors.

Ron Swanson: I have no problem with strong women, Leslie.

Leslie Knope: [accent continues] Who's "Leslie"? My name is Annabelle van der Graaf, and... y'all... I just fall to pieces when the sun shines on my hair.

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Leslie Knope: Okay, so what did everyone make for their loosely-structured craft time? Lauren?

Lauren: I made a Gertrude stein!

[holds up stein with Gertrude's face on it]

Leslie Knope: [applauding] Amazing! Lauren, that's so good! I really wouldn't want to follow that.

[pause]

Leslie Knope: Ann?

Ann Perkins: Oh, boy. Umm, I... was making some corn husk dolls for everyone, but they... kinda turned out wrong so they look like monsters.

[holds up grotesque doll]

Ann Perkins: [long, awkward pause] I'm sorry. I'm just gonna...

[walks across cabin]

Ann Perkins: put that... over there... in the... fire.

[throws doll into fire]

Ann Perkins: Well, Ann's keeping us warm, and that's important. April,

[strums guitar]

Ann Perkins: what was your craft?

Ann Perkins: I drew something on my arm. It's a pioneer watching her grandmother get trampled by a buffalo.

[girls crowd around, impressed]

Ann Perkins: Yeah, this is all the blood coming out of her face...

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