Mort is in financial trouble and he is on the verge of losing his pharmacy ever since Muriel was killed by Diane Simmons. Peter and Quagmire try to help Mort improve his business but each of their ideas end horribly. Peter, Quagmire, and Mort decide to burn the pharmacy down so they can collect the insurance money by using an untraceable substance, they succeed in their plan to get the money. Unfortunately, Peter cannot keep a secret and he stupidly reveals the plot by recording his confession, Peter and his friends are soon arrested by Joe for insurance fraud. Peter, Mort, and Quagmire persuade Joe to release them because insurance companies always cheated them out of their needs. Joe finally gives in and he releases his friends after he reveals how the insurance company cheated him out of an expensive surgical procedure that would've given him the ability to walk again, Joe deletes Peter's confession on his phone.
—dawsonpersi