How much proof is there now! Ah-ah! What you're looking at is the corpse of Peter Pettigrew. The man thought to be killed by Sirius years ago. Can I get a time of death on this please?
Well, I'm no coroner, but, uh, looks like he was killed ten minutes, and, uh thirty-six seconds ago.
Thanks, Neville. How could Sirius have killed him years ago if he's only been dead for ten and a half minutes?
Yeah! Why does he look all FRESHLY bloody. And mangled. And... dirty.
Yeah! How'd he end up like that?...
Harry Freakin' Potter
Written by Darren Criss
Performed by Joey Richter
, Darren Criss
and Jaime Lyn Beatty
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