Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Shitagi Nashi... (2012)

David Krumholtz: Patrick

Quotes 

• June Colburn : You're Patrick Kelly. You are the creator of 'Tall Slut No Panties.'

  Patrick Kelly : You know my work, but you're not Japanese, or my mother.

  June Colburn : [laughs]  No, I'm June, Chloe's roommate. I should introduce you to her, she... she would love to meet you.

  Patrick Kelly : No way! I prefer to lurk in the shadows, and appear creepy and weird, do my own thing from afar.

  [holds up sketch] 

  Patrick Kelly : Here we are at our underwater wedding.

  [points] 

  Patrick Kelly : She's the mermaid.

  June Colburn : So, when Paolo goes out with Chloe, you just kinda... you tag along, and you hang out in the corner?

  Patrick Kelly : Yeah.

  June Colburn : Patrick, uhm, that's kinda sad. I mean, do you really want to spend your life following this girl around from bar to bar?

  Patrick Kelly : [regards her]  How is that any different from what you're doing?

  June Colburn : [thinks it over]  You're right. What the hell am I doing? I am not a Woodchuck anymore. And neither are you.

  Patrick Kelly : I have no idea what that means.

  June Colburn : It means that we gotta start living our own lives, and stop following around some girl that doesn't even know that we're here.

  [grabs her bowling ball to leave] 

  June Colburn : This is stupid.