Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)
It's Just Sex... (2012)
James Van Der Beek: James Van Der Beek
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Quotes
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James Van Der Beek : [critically studying his lip-smacking performance on sex disk] What is that?
Chloe : [as June rushes off] Where are you going?
June Colburn : I'm gonna go change for my date.
Chloe : This is not a date. No special effort. Wear exactly what you wore today.
June Colburn : Well, at least let me go get my purse.
Chloe : [stressing her words individually] You got the only purse you need.
[pointing with both hands at her own nether region]
James Van Der Beek : [still muttering to himself] My pants were on the floor, I didn't have access to my chapstick.
Chloe : [to June] Remember, keep it casual and act disinterested. See what I'm doing right there?
[points face at TV]
Chloe : Do that.
June Colburn : Are you sure you're okay with that coming out?
Chloe : It's just sex, June. It's no big deal. Now remember, go out for a nightcap, don't stay over. If he asks for your phone number, give him... This.
[piece of paper]
Chloe : It's Kelly Osbourne's, and it's never not funny.
James Van Der Beek : [still criticizing] It's not what I should be using my tongue for.