Lab Rats (TV Series)

Crush, Chop, and Burn: Part 2 (2012)

William Brent: Chase Davenport, Chase robot

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Quotes 

• Bree : Great plan, Adam. "Oh, let's just hide in the recycling truck and see where we end up!"

  Adam : Oh, who could have predicted that the recycling truck would dump us in the recycling center?

  Chase : [sarcastically]  I had my suspicions.

• Bree : We just got our first taste of normal life. I was THIS CLOSE to getting a curfew - which I was totally gonna break.

  Adam : Ooo, but maybe when we get to wherever we're going, we'll meet a sassy lab chimp named Bobo who will take us on adventures and teach us how to love.

  Chase : Or maybe you'll make him angry and he'll maul you and snack on your fingers.

  Adam : Hey! I create the monkey fantasies around here!

• Chase : I'm not eating a banana peel.

  Leo Dooley : You don't eat it. You just chew it till all the flavor's gone.

• Chase : We can't go home. If Davenport sees us, he's just gonna try and send us away again.

  Adam : Oh, right. Well, then let's just go find a new scientist-slash-father with a high-tech basement lab and live THERE, you know? Done and done.

• Donald Davenport : I don't know what you kids were thinking, pulling a stunt like that. You could have seriously hurt yourselves.

  Adam : Yeah, but you gotta admit my ro-bot-ac-cent-was-dead-on!

  Chase : Can we please take him back to the recycling center?

• [as Davenport prepares to send Adam, Bree, and Chase to a remote facility to finish their training, Leo comes into the living room to find Davenport and something covered by a sheet] 

  Donald Davenport : Good morning, happy family!

  Tasha Davenport : What is that?

  Leo Dooley : Whatever it is, don't get too attached.

  [glares at Donald] 

  Donald Davenport : Look, Leo, I know you're gonna miss Adam, Bree, and Chase, so I laser-scanned their features onto these bio-synthetic robots...

  [he pulls away the sheet to reveal robots identical to Adam, Bree, and Chase] 

  Donald Davenport : ...and I programmed them with their core personality traits.

  [Leo and Tasha look unimpressed] 

  Donald Davenport : Is this great or what? It'll be like they never left!

  [Leo knocks on the Adam robot, and it flicks him in the head] 

  Donald Davenport : What do you think?

  Leo Dooley : I think the excitement of having a billionaire dad just wore off.

  Tasha Davenport : Donald, I don't know about this. I kind of prefer Leo to have friends who can't malfunction and tear him limb from limb.

  [the real Adam, Bree, and Chase enter] 

  Bree : What are those?

  Leo Dooley : Oh, Dr. Frankenbrain here is trying to replace you with creepy robots. Welcome to crazy town.

  [Donald presses a button on a wrist-mounted device] 

  Robot Adam : Good morning. The time is 11:22 and the temperature is currently 68 degrees.

  Adam : You made a robot of me that just stands around telling people the time and the temperature?

  [Donald smirks] 

  Adam : That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!

  [he goes for a high five, but the robot does nothing. Bree examines her robot] 

  Bree : Does my nose really look like that?

  Robot Bree : No. Yours has a faint moustache underneath.

  [Bree gasps, Chase laughs] 

  Robot Chase : Hey everyone. I'm Chase. Let's do m- m- m...

  [Donald hits the robot's chest] 

  Robot Chase : Math.

  [Adam, Leo and Bree laugh hard] 

  Chase Davenport : That is not funny!

  Adam : No, you're right. It's f- f- f...

  [Bree taps him on the shoulder] 

  Adam : Funny.