Jimmy is envious of Sabrina's smart-phone, yet anxious to sabotage a message on it from 'rival' Wayne. To Jimmy's surprise, Virginia 'welcomes' pony-tailed hippie Jack by knocking him unconscious with a portable TV as Burt's kidnapper twenty years ago, but Burt protests and confesses that the kidnapping was a scam; he set it up to spend some careless time traveling without 'chain and bolt'. Also surprising Burt, Virginia confesses that she gradually enjoyed protection and 'comfort' from measly cop Ross enough to consider a proposal from him just when Burt's return (after a 'non-'gay kiss from Ross) made her snap back. Surprising everyone, Maw Maw adds a last layer of devious scheming to the past plot. Written by
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During the episode, Burt mentions his "Never say die" attitude, which is a reference to The Goonies(1985) which starred Martha Plimpton(Virginia Chance) See more