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"American Horror Story" Pilot (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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Tate: You're doing it wrong, if you're trying to kill yourself you cut vertically, they can't stitch that up...

Violet Harmon: How'd you get in here?

Tate: If you're trying to kill yourself, you might also try locking the door...

Tate Langdon: The world is a filthy place. It's a filthy goddamn horror show. There's just so much pain, y'know?

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Ben Harmon: People tell stories to cope with their fears. All art and myths are just creations to give us a sense of control over things we're scared of. Afraid of dying? Create reincarnation. Afraid of evil? Create a benevolent god who sends evil doers to hell.

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Constance: Don't make me kill you *again*.

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Constance Langdon: I put on Dora the Explorer for you so you would sit down and watch it.

Adelaide 'Addie' Langdon: It was Go Diego Go! I didn't like it!

Constance Langdon: Oh, brown cartoon characters. You can't tell the difference.

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Tate Langdon: I was afraid by big dick wouldn't work. Yeah, that's why I didn't take the meds, because I met someone.

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Adelaide: You're going to die in there.

Troy: Shut your mouth or we're gonna kick your ass!

Bryan: We got bats.

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Violet Harmon: And the worst thing is my mom had like this brutal miscarriage a year earlier. We had to have this macabre funeral. Have you ever seen a baby coffin before?

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Vivien Harmon: Don't you ever get tired of cleaning up other people's messes?

Moira O'Hara: We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Tate Langdon: So this is the cokewhore.

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Tate Langdon: I prepare for the noble war. I'm calm, I know the secret. I know whats coming and I know no one can stop me not even myself. I kill people I like. Some of them beg for their life. I don't feel sad. I don't feel anything. It's a filthy world we live, in its a filthy goddamn world and honestly I feel like I'm helping to take them away from the shit and the piss and the vomit that run through the streets. I'm helping to take them to somewhere clean. There's something about all that blood man i drown it.

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Tate: I kill people I like.

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Constance: I'm a good christian, but Jesus H. Christ.

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Vivien Harmon: Do you ever get tired of cleaning up other people's messes?

Moira O'Hara: We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

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Constance: It's sage. For cleansing spirits. Too many bad memories here...

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Doctor: Having any issues with arousal?

Vivien Harmon: Not when I'm with myself.

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Constance Langdon: Don't make me kill you again.

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Young Adelaide: You're gonna regret it... you're gonna regret it... you're gonna regret it...

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Tate Langdon: You're doing it wrong. If you're trying to kill yourself, cut vertically. They can't stitch that up.

Violet Harmon: How'd you get in here?

Tate Langdon: If you're trying to kill yourself, you might also wanna try locking the door.

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Constance: And soon after came the mongoloid, and of course, I couldn't work after that.

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Young Adelaide: You are gonna *die* in there.

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Adelaide 'Addie' Langdon: You're going to die in there.

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Tate: Something's changed in you Violet. You're distant, cold.

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Vivien Harmon: What are you doing?

Ben Harmon: Am I dreaming?

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