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Ant-Drew
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Ant-Drea
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Bill Zebub | ... |
Ant-Thony
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Adam Kuligowski | ... |
Bully #1
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Alan Tecchio | ... |
Bully #2
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Z. Man | ... |
Bully #3
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Metal Dave | ... |
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Miss Lyss | ... |
News Achorwoman
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Kelly Calabrese | ... |
News Reporter
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Rachel Bulisky | ... |
Ant-Marie
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Tara Rose | ... |
Scientist
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Mary-Ant
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Antomologist
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Steve Nebesni | ... |
Detective
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Ricardo Hernandez | ... |
Cop
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Hailed as having "the most WTF moments in movie history" Antfarm Dickhole is the story of rampaging army ants that have nested inside a living human body. The unwilling host discovers that when bullies attack him, the ants defend their nest. Thus begins a tragic tale of what happens when the powerless become powerful. Written by Bill Zebub
Antfarm Dickhole (2011)
1/2 (out of 4)
The title pretty much tells you what to expect out of this "Z" grade horror film. A man discovers that ants have laid a nest inside his penis and whenever he wants, they will attack those who have picked on him.
CARRIE it's not but ANTFARM DICKHOLE will probably gather a few interesting viewers who are wanting to see something wild, over-the-top and different. There's no doubt that there really hasn't been a movie like this one before and that in itself is worthy of one viewing but unless you're a major fan of these types of low-budget movies then it's doubtful you're going to be able to make it past the ten-minute mark.
The film features pretty much everything you'd expect including the awful acting, lousy editing and all around low-grade filmmaking. With that said, director Bill Zebub at least manages to create something that you can at least call original but one wishes there had been a slightly bigger budget. The film is advertising itself as having the most "WTF moments in film history" and this might be true to a point but there's still several awful moments or moments meant to be humorous that simply don't work.
One could really argue that one shouldn't be too harsh on a "film" like this and to a point I'd agree. However, at 85-minutes the movie drags incredibly long and one only wishes that it was just a two-reel short.