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MTV Ass Awards 2011, 22 November 2011
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Author:
totipota from Greece
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Last Sunday the MTV Europe Music Awards 2011 took place in Belfast,
Ireland. Lady Gaga and Justin Beaver won most of the awards but that
doesn't really matter. The show was awful and the music too. Even the
Red Hot Chilli Peppers performance felt awkwardly bad and no this
wasn't caused due to John Frusciante's departure, you silly hipsters.
What really saved the programme from being totally pointless was the
potpourri ending performance by the remaining members of QUEEN - who
got awarded as this year's Global Icon - led by Adam Lambert in vocals.
In addition, few shots of female singers ass/legs made this screening
worthwhile.
Selena Gomez, who is famous for being Justin Bieber's devirginator, was
this year's host and did a good job in making this feel even more
cancerous by performing indifferent skits and saying uninspired lines.
David Hasselhoff aka The Hoff kept coming up on stage expressing his
stallion attitude. Lady Gaga even pointed that out by telling him that
she could notice how big his croch was. Selena also performed her new
trash single '' Hit the Lights '' but unfortunately for her she lacks a
nice booty unlike Lady G.
Lady Gaga's songs might sound like sick farts but at least they are
coming from a fine ass.
During the show I was surprised on how little this was focused on
actually giving the awards to artists but rather how focused it was on
forcibly creating headlines for next day's gossip tablets. For example,
acts who weren't present on the venue but had won in a category were
awarded via video without showing the nominations first. In contrast,
the ceremony was filled with presenters, one of whom (That chick who
looks like a truck driver from '' Heroes '') got interrupt by an Irish
young streaker (FAKE!) and afterwards Lady Gaga feeled up her butt.
Another thing that surprised me while viewing the Snow Patrol
performance, is how similar looking the lead singer of the band and
Randy from Scream are.
Overall I had fun catching a rerun of this but it sure needed more well
rounded donkeys, more QUEEN and at least a performance by Mitch
Buchannon. It gets a four out of five, laying it tad meaningless.
See the original post of this review here:
http://pointlesscritics.blogspot.com/2011/11/mtv-ass-awards-2011.html
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