"What is this? Are we spying on a filming of The Geek?"
"I've seen Divine eat dog shit."
"Hardgore was more interesting than this film."
"Now I know what a porno spoof of Alien would look like."
"This is set in Evil Dead woods apparently."
"I think they stole that prop from the set of Geek Maggot Bingo."
"Is someone going to be fighting the Predator?"
The "inappropriately placed subtitles" are mentioned.
"...and probably talking about how influential the movie Las Vegas Bloodbath was."
"More like, this movie sucks like Dracula 2000."
"...or a story about your experience as the front of the Human Centipede."
"If this movie's budget were $1,000,000 less, it would be about Confederate zombies."
movie is reviewed