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Identity Thief (2013) Poster

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Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.

Diana: Thank you.

Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.

Diana: I know.

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Diana: I just want to be upfront and say I visually enjoy you.

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Sandy Patterson: Do you know what a sociopath is?

Diana: Do they like ribs?

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Julian: [having just been shot] You know what, you're crazy!

Skiptracer: Yep. Diagnosed and everything.

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Bartender: These aren't your friends. They like you because you're buying them drinks. People like you don't have friends.

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Diana: Dawn Budgie... That's a terrible fucking name.

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Sandy Patterson: I said no jewelry.

Diana: Oh, were you serious?

Sandy Patterson: Yeah.

Diana: You've got to work on your tone.

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Sandy Patterson: Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?

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