Phineas and Ferb (TV Series)

Skiddley Whiffers/Tour de Ferb (2011)

Maulik Pancholy: Baljeet Tjinder

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Quotes 

• [during the bike race, Baljeet takes a spill] 

  Greg LeMond : Baljeet, you aren't quitting, are you?

  Baljeet : [getting up]  No, sir, Mr. LeMond. I came to win!

  Greg LeMond : I know things are tough, and there's that little voice telling you to quit...

  Baljeet : [annoyed]  I hear no voice.

  Greg LeMond : ...but you can't quit.

  Baljeet : [angered]  But I do not WANT to quit!

  Greg LeMond : Hey, true story. Hunting accident. My brother-in-law thought I was a turkey...

  [gobbles like a turkey] 

  Greg LeMond : Kaboom! But I recovered - and you can, too.

  Baljeet : Wow, I have no idea how to respond to that. I think I will be continuing with the race now.

  Greg LeMond : [as Baljeet reenters the race]  Dropping out seems like the easy way, but years from now I don't want you to look back and wonder "what if."

• Phineas : Everyone likes a good bike race.

  Baljeet : Not me. You see, I come from a long line of bicycle race losers. In 1903, my great-grandfather was leading a bicycle race when he fell into a tiger pit. Years later, my grandfather skillfully avoided the tiger pit, but sadly not the tiger. Then, my father was confident he had outsmarted the tiger, but he was wrong. My point is, none of them finished in the top ten.

  Phineas : You know, tiger attacks are comparatively rare in Danville since we installed that Tiger-Excluder on City Hall.

• Phineas : Hey, Baljeet, don't let a little thing like all of your male ancestors getting mauled by tigers during a bike race get you down.

  Baljeet : Well... it does seem to indicate a pattern.